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Dan Berry
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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mariah Carey

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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past relationship.

That’s funny… I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”. 


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Neil Berliner
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"Over the Limit"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Larry King

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Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"


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Neil Berliner
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"Drink Up"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  


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Kascha Kwan
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WEAKEST FEMALE CELEBRITY LINK

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

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A meaner, tougher, and much more dominant Ann Robinson will be getting her old show back next season .  Scatter-brained, self indulgent,  lady celebrity contestants will be competing in this updated version of " The Weakest Link  " . The opening show will include : Jessica Simpson , La Toya Jackson , Britney Spears , Lindsay Lohan , Mariah Carey , Sarah Palin , Vanna White , Paris Hilton , Beyonce Knowles , and Kendra Wilkinson .  Originally the show was to run for only 30 minutes but Robinson was able to convince the producer she needed at least one hour .   " These 10 Frivolous and Vacuous Tarts are incredibly stupid .  I am going to have to repeat each question at least a half dozen times and kick a few butts before i get any responce . "  Robinson said ................  Tom Cruise and Joe Biden will headline the all male sequel .......................................................................................(kascha-whitney) 


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Doug Chagnon
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Mariah Carey on SNL

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mariah Carey

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"Saturday Night Live" has replaced a flu-ridden Janet Jackson with another diva: Mariah Carey. Carey, 37, will fill in for Jackson on the March 15 "SNL" telecast, NBC announced Wednesday. This helps maintain their 'one washed-up singer' quota.

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Gary B.
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Dennis Miller Hosts New Game Show

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Larry The Cable Guy

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Dennis Miller is the host of a new game show called Amne$ia. Miller is the latest comedian to become a game show host. Miller joins many others, including Howie Mandel (NBC's Deal or No Deal), Bob Saget (NBC's 1 vs. 100), Jeff Foxworthy (Fox's Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?) and Drew Carey (CBS' New Price Is Right, Power of 10).

Rumor has it when Alex Trebek retires he will be replaced by Larry the Cable Guy.

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Gary B.
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Mary Carey Plans to Auction Breast Implants

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Dec 6, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Plastic Surgery

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Mary Carey Plans to Auction Breast ImplantsPorn star Mary Carey unveiled plans on Tuesday to auction off her autographed, recently removed breast implants for charity.


Not to be outdone, former Jag star Catherine Bell plans to auction off her breast implants that will include a complete autobiography.

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Gary B.
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Drew Carey

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Marriage

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Drew Carey, the new host of "The Price is Right," is engaged.

The actual retail price of the engagement ring was $10,250.

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Drew Carey hurt !!

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Aug 13, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

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Mark Jabo
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M.C. Hammered

By: Mark Jabo (C)
Submitted: Dec 28, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mariah Carey

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Pop diva Mariah Carey is suing porn DDiva Mary Carey citing the likelihood that consumers will "mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services."



It wouldn't have been a problem if Glitter hadn't sucked.

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