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jeff martin
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Now THOSE are Golden Globes!!!

By: jeff martin (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Golden Globes

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Now THOSE are Golden Globes!!!

Speaking of Golden Globes---Did you see Mariah Carey's dress at the awards show?  (I'll have two pickets to Tittsburg, please and make my change in nipples and dimes.)


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Gary B.
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Mariah Carey explains strange acceptance speech

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2010
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Mariah Carey

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Yesterday Mariah Carey explained her long, rambling acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival  after being named Breakthrough Actress. She said that was the last time she would read an acceptance speech written for her by Joe Biden.


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Mariah Carey's behavior

By: Alex Schubert (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2010
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Mariah Carey

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Many people are saying that Mariah Carey's recent erratic behavior has been "eyebrow-raising".  Even worse for Mariah, one of the people who said that was Nancy Pelosi.  


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divas

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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... all her incessant, ridiculous contract demands have earned Mariah Carey the title of world's most difficult entertainer to work with.  After 4 consecutive titles, Carey has lost out this year to Amy Winehouse.  A representative for Carey has told the Hollywood Insider that she is "diva-stated."


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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
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Mariah Carey

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Mariah Carey Was Emotionally Abused

During an appearance on “Larry King Live”, singer/awful actress Mariah Carey revealed that she was “emotionally abused” in a past relationship.

That’s funny… I said the same thing after seeing “Glitter”. 


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"Over the Limit"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
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Larry King

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Mariah Carey told Larry King that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role  in the film "Precious".  When the talk show host asked her what it tastes like, Mariah looked at him and replied, "Oh please, Larry, you were obviously raised on the stuff!"


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"Drink Up"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  


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WEAKEST FEMALE CELEBRITY LINK

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2009
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WEAKEST FEMALE CELEBRITY LINK

A meaner, tougher, and much more dominant Ann Robinson will be getting her old show back next season .  Scatter-brained, self indulgent,  lady celebrity contestants will be competing in this updated version of " The Weakest Link  " . The opening show will include : Jessica Simpson , La Toya Jackson , Britney Spears , Lindsay Lohan , Mariah Carey , Sarah Palin , Vanna White , Paris Hilton , Beyonce Knowles , and Kendra Wilkinson .  Originally the show was to run for only 30 minutes but Robinson was able to convince the producer she needed at least one hour .   " These 10 Frivolous and Vacuous Tarts are incredibly stupid .  I am going to have to repeat each question at least a half dozen times and kick a few butts before i get any responce . "  Robinson said ................  Tom Cruise and Joe Biden will headline the all male sequel .......................................................................................(kascha-whitney) 


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Mariah Carey on SNL

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 13, 2008
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Mariah Carey

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"Saturday Night Live" has replaced a flu-ridden Janet Jackson with another diva: Mariah Carey. Carey, 37, will fill in for Jackson on the March 15 "SNL" telecast, NBC announced Wednesday. This helps maintain their 'one washed-up singer' quota.

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Dennis Miller Hosts New Game Show

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 26, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Larry The Cable Guy

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Dennis Miller is the host of a new game show called Amne$ia. Miller is the latest comedian to become a game show host. Miller joins many others, including Howie Mandel (NBC's Deal or No Deal), Bob Saget (NBC's 1 vs. 100), Jeff Foxworthy (Fox's Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?) and Drew Carey (CBS' New Price Is Right, Power of 10).

Rumor has it when Alex Trebek retires he will be replaced by Larry the Cable Guy.

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