I have stumbled across a jailbait trail on Google Earth maps.

It apparently runs from Regina,Canada to Hannah,Montana. 

Adam "Pac-Man" Jones recently signed to play in the Canadian Football League.  When reachead for comment on why he choose the CFL over the upstart UFL he said "i'm tired of making it rain, in Canada, I have a chance to add "snow" to my precipitation repertoire."

Pacman Jones has signed a one-year deal to join the Winnipeg Blue Bombers in the CFL. Hopefully Jones can adjust to Canada's lack of firearms.

 The beers at this summit were Molson and Corona.

Strange isn't it--a three-way without Bill Clinton.  

A music festival stage in Canada collapsed, killing 1 and injuring 40 others.

Kevin Costner was in attendance.

It was feared his career had been killed, but they realized it had been dead for the past 10 years.

Kimberly Jong Il is back at it violating the UN and filling up the Japan Sea full of missles.  And poor South Korea just keeps tattling on them.  South Korea is kind of a narc. 

They're kind of like that real nice neighbor that lives next to the guy whose dog craps on their lawn and plays his music too loud.  Just keep calling the cops and calling the cops until one day the rotten neighbors house burns down in what appears to be an arson but no one really cares.  The other world leaders need to take Kim GoolaJong Illin' out to get laid.  Take him to Canada and show him the ballet. 

Bill Clinton agreed to share the stage with George Bush if in exchange Bush would share his wife.   

 Thousands complained after a show broadcasted in Canada tastelessly joked about President Obama's possible assassination. Hmmm.. sounds like Canada just got the Fox News Channel.

The U.S. Women's Hockey team beat Canada to win its second consecutive World Hockey Championship title. In related news, it's been a very, very slow day in the world of sports.