The Los Angeles Clippers announced that Mike Dunleavy has been relieved of his duties as head coach of the Clippers. In even bigger news, the Clippers have announced that they found someone who has agreed to replace Dunleavy as the new head coach of the Clippers.

Sentencing is set for April 12 for a Southern California man who was pulled over driving a big rig containing 14 tons of marijuana. When asked about the incident, rapper Snoop Dog said it he didn’t know the driver and had no idea where the truck was going. Although he did admit that he just purchased 14,000 disposable lighters.

A chicken playing chicken? That's what's happening on a busy Glendale, California street where a black hen has been dodging cars, captors and coyotes for two months. Officials say the bird has been darting into traffic outside Glendale Community College since it was first reported Nov. 20. The chicken has drawn a growing crowd of photographers and journalists as animal control officers struggle to catch it.  ***MARLAR: Darting in and out of traffic and dodging coyotes?  Are they sure this isn’t a road runner?

A young goat broke into a strip club in California.It had a fake I.D.,

using the name Kid Rock. 

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

Some 390 tons of ground beef produced by a California meat packer, some of it nearly two years ago, is being recalled for fear of potentially deadly E.Coli bacterium tainting,   In related news, the founder of Taco Bell died yesterday.

A legislator in California has proposed legalizing marijuana as a way to alleviate the budget crisis there. 

The good news? He says that taxes on marijuana could amount to a billion dollars if marijuana is legalized.

The bad news? That billion dollars would probably be spent at a 7-11 store at 2am buying munchies. 

A California deputy reportedly engaged in sex with a current death row inmate. Convicted murderer Timothy Rodriguez claimed that during his trial, he and Deputy Margarita Young had sex several times at a Kern County detention facility.. Funny thing: If Young had died during intercourse, Rodriquez would be CHARGED with lethal injection...