It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday.  First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job.  Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced  in the hallway: "Lou Dobbs, meet "New Knobs"!

A California couple is suing their next-door neighbor over her cigarette and cigar smoke, which they say constantly wafts into their backyard and seeps into their home. Donna and Richard Ganguet, who live in a gated senior community in El Dorado Hills, Calif., say residents and visitors at Florence Solone's house smoke all hours of the day and night, leaving them with a "low fog" of second-hand smoke hanging over their backyard, the story said. The smoke is so bothersome, they say they don't sit on the patio anymore, and they only swim in their pool in between their neighbor's smoking sessions.  ***MARLAR: And since it’s California, there is now a bill being proposed to ban wafting smoke.

A California man was sentenced to 2 years of jailtime for aiming a laser pointer at an airplane. He was also found in contempt for giving the judge a reindeer nose. 

   California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is an ambitious former immigrant who has obviously accomplished much.

   However, some of his female intimates say he's a man built like a great oak who has been known to act like a little nut.

   (Considering his screen performances, "act" could be too strong a word.)  

Musician Moby has donated 100% of the proceeds from his California concerts to domestic violence shelters that had lost state funding.

Sounds like a good cause… Too bad no one listens to Moby anymore. (What's 100% of nothing?)

Two Saudi Al Qaeda Suspects doubling up on costumes were arrested at Tijuana entry to California. Immigration official had a sneaking GUT instinct something was wrong, This stuff they don't teach you in school, it is more of a instinct that we border guards have. .I knew something was wrong when I asked them their names and they answered me in Arabic.

In Modesto, California, an 8-year-old boy swiped his teacher's car keys and took her minivan for a joyride, cruising safely home and into the record books as the city's youngest auto thief. The third-grader told officers he "just wanted to drive around for a while" when he left the school. Nothing was damaged and no one was hurt and police said they wouldn't charge him with a crime, though he was suspended from school.  ***MARLAR: He’s also been asked to teach the student driving program for the summer.

A California toddler is alive after falling 30 feet from an apartment window and landing on concrete and rocks. The fall helped cure Eric Clapton's writer's block.

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California signs legislation this week to track bullet sales. ***MARLAR: Which means a lot of paperwork for any Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Turns out Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a real law breaker right in his own home -- his wife Maria Shriver. The Governor finally caught wind of his wife's illegal activity -- habitually talking on her cell phone while driving! That violates the new law that her hubby supported and signed into law just last year. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles. Had she been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense and $50 plus fees for the second. The pictures were forwarded to Schwarzenegger who went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."  ***MARLAR: He says there is no truth to the rumor that he is going to terminate her.