Billionaire Mayor, Michael Bloomberg, of New York City made philanthropic history by becoming the biggest World benefactor ever in one year by donating  $245,000,000 to a multitude of charitable causes.

People living in The Big Apple are bubbling with pride. The only wrinkle came in the fact that 5 causes really were questionable. These were:

Transvestites, Transsexuals, And Metrosexuals Against Global Warming 

Foundation To Find Missing Midgets And Dwarfs

Society Of  The Most-Supremely Gifted  From Hoboken, New Jersey

Advocates For Gastric Bypass Surgery For Tonya Harding   

The Farrakhan-Sharpton Free School For Rabbinical Training

VILLANUEVA DE LA CONCEPCION, Spain - A 65-year-old retired bullfighter who had knee replacement and quadruple bypass surgery strutted back into the ring Sunday and won two trophies — the ears of the beast he had just slain.

 The 75-year-old bull had had knee and hip replacement and double quintuple bypass surgery.

-Karl Marx

Most rational people would just chalk this statement up as another whiny crybaby looking for a handout. Sure, there are haves and have nots in human society. But if you know anything about biological society at all, then you know that rank and class make things happen. Look at our closest societal relatives in the animal kingdom, ants and bees. They have a certain hierarchy that goes from queen down to worker that has been in place five hundred million plus years before the first four chambered heart pumped on Earth. It has served them well for over half a billion years. The queen is the hives celebrity that is waited on hand and foot. Meanwhile, most workers and drones are blind. Their function in life is to clean, defend, and serve the queen. I don't see an insect equivalent of Karl Marx writing some manifesto begging for a fair shake and equality.

So it wasn't a shock to me that on my visit to Six Flags Great Adventure last weekend, the seperation of classes was alive and well. There is now a way for the rich and wealthy to avoid the lines for the attractions, which as anyone knows can get into the 2 hour range. "Flash Pass" can be purchased for $32 per person or Gold Flash Pass for $50 (more than park entry) which allows the holder to bypass all lines and wait no more than fifteen minutes on an otherwise two hour line.

Being a famous, fabulous comedian, paying $50 to avoid lines was a no brainer for me. I plunked down my $50 and enjoyed a wonderful day riding over 15 rollercoasters. I especially enjoyed the looks I got from the bourgeoisie and canille as I was escorted in front of them by a park liason and given my choice of what car I wanted to sit on, on attractions such as Kingda-ka, Batman the ride, & NITRO. If you know anything about poor people, you know they don't look, or smell especially good after waiting 2 hours in the hot sun to go on a ride that lasts 28 seconds.

I'm waiting now for low-income park goers to elect a leader. Someone who will give a voice to their plight. History also shows that when inequality and injustice thrive, a leader is born, to show the rest of the world when imparity is prevalent.

"Rollercoaster riders of the world unite!"