VILLANUEVA DE LA CONCEPCION, Spain - A 65-year-old retired bullfighter who had knee replacement and quadruple bypass surgery strutted back into the ring Sunday and won two trophies — the ears of the beast he had just slain.

 The 75-year-old bull had had knee and hip replacement and double quintuple bypass surgery.

Ernest Hemmingway once said that the only true sports out there are bloodsports: boxing, bullfighting, mountain climbing. Anything else, he said, was just a game.

How much d'you wanna bet Ernest Hemmingway had a really small dick?

CNN reports that there's a bill on the table to make English the official language of the U.S.

WHAT A BREAKTHROUGH IDEA! I guess that puts an end to that Spanish national anthem bullshit! As an American with Latino roots, I say learn English or move to a foreign land, like Miami.

I can't stand to listen to the Canadian national anthem—and that's in English—let alone having to hear it in Spanish. It's bad enough that soccer is getting popular in this country. What's next? The world series of cockfighting? College bullfighting? Little League jai-lai? Holy shit—I sound like a redneck! God Bless America!