A man on house arrest asked police to put in him jail rather than serve the remainder of his sentence at home with his wife.  30 year old builder Santino Gambio,, was serving a sentence for dumping hazardous waste at his house in Villabate, Sicily, just outside the capital. But after being home with his wife, he went to the police station and asked to be jailed to avoid having more arguments.  ***MARLAR: Her biggest complaint was that he never took her out anymore.

Tsumoto Tosaka isn't your average older man. At 74, he's in such amazing shape that he recently took the top spot in the Japan Masters Bodybuilding Championship (held, fittingly, just a day before Japan's Respect for the Aged Day). And just in case you're thinking that the only way to create a body like Tosaka's is to start lifting at an early age, know this -- Tosaka didn't begin weightlifting until he was in his 40s!  ***MARLAR: He began training by lifting 10 pound rice bags... then 20 pound rice bags... eventually working up to 100 pound rice bags.  Then he started putting rice in the bags...

Eva Longoria Parker says she is enrolling in a master's program to learn about her Mexican roots. Lesson one, talk to the set builders on 'Desperate Housewives.'

Bob cited in federal court today that the Obama people stole the last half of their slogan of: "Can We Build It? - YES WE CAN!"

In a stunning upset, Campaign Spokesman David Axlerod said they had already changed to an entirely original slogan of: "Democrats, We're Magically Delicious!"