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Ken Newton
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Baby Born on Flight - Free Flights For Life

By: Ken Newton (C)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Airport

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Baby Born on Flight - Free Flights For Life

31 year old Liew Siaw Hsia gave birth to a baby boy on an AirAsia flight to Bourneo Island.  The low cost airline offered the mother and baby free flights for life for the successful birth.  

If that happened in this country, not only would the mother have had to pay for another seat, they would have charged her for her baggage on the placenta.   


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DARREN MARLAR
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Loud Music Makes You Smarter?

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 19, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Ozzy Osbourne

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Contrary to conventional parental beliefs about turning off loud music to study, psychologists at Glasgow Caledonian University in Scotland discovered that listening to rock music can boost brain power.  ***MARLAR: It did wonders for Ozzy Osbourne.

 


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Oh No! Ozzy Can Drive..

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Oct 2, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Ozzy Osbourne

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Legendary drug-abusing rocker Ozzy Osbourne claims he passed the test and will receive his first ever driver's license!! While he's at it, the Oz-Man should also get his pilot's certificate... then he truly could be "Flying High Again"..


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PJ Brown
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Ozzy!!!

By: PJ Brown (C)
Submitted: Sep 15, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Ozzy Osbourne

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Some people think that Ozzy Osbourne's best period was the early 80s. I think Ozzy's best period was when he could still talk. 


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Hunter Downs
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Oz Fest 666

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 11, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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I see where Oprah's buddy Dr. Oz is getting his own syndicated show. In a unique twist,Ozzie Osbourne has agreed to donate his body to Oz, for medical research.


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Scary Dancing Stars

By: Mike Lemme (C)
Submitted: Aug 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Dancing with the Stars

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Former UFC champion Chuck Liddell will be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Liddell will be the second most intimidating man in the cast next to Kelly Osbourne


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Fatt Damon

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Aug 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Matt Damon

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Fatt Damon

Matt Damon had to gain 30 pounds to play the part of  bipolar whistle-blower Mark Whitacre in the upcoming dark comedy "The Informant!," which is based on the 2000 book of the same name.

Next up, Damon will begin production of "The Bourne Obesity."

 


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One To Ponder

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Apr 14, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Ozzy Osbourne

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Do ya think Easter Sunday at Ozzy Osbourne's house would have been complete without the Prince of Darkness biting the head off a chocolate bunny?


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Kelly Osbourne Heads Back to Rehab

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Jan 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Ozzy Osbourne

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In response to his daughters latest stint in rehab Ozzy was quoted as saying "Tha bleh iz da bees fur hur ad dis tim ans hur farher drugs." 


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CNN Anderson Cooper The Man

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 27, 2008
Category: Sports  
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Oscar De La Hoya

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CNN Anderson Cooper The Man

CNN Anderson Cooper, the Jason Bourne of News reporting will be interviewing Oscar De La Hoya for the upcoming Boxing Title Match against Manny Pacquiao.  Even though Oscar is from East L.A.and has Mexican heritage, the interview will take place in the Brazilian Jungles, Anderson Cooper thinks it will be sexier, since they both will be wearing Fishnet Stockings during the interview.

Photo:  De La Hoya in training getting ready for interview.





  


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