Michael Phelps is up for four ESPY nominations. Which is great, because an ESPY would make an awesome bong.

Michael Phelps is up for four ESPY nominations. Which is great, because an ESPY would make an awesome bong.

After the delay at Britney Spears' latest concert do to marijuana smoke conditions, Britney was asked what she thought about the situation.All Britney has to say to the reporter is, "I told Michael Phelps to not light up the bong until after the show." 

Did you know it’s possible to drink too much water?  People have overdosed and died from water.  Meanwhile... no one has ever overdosed from weed... hmm.  Either water should be illegal... or...

Also... water is completely safe if used in a bong... there's no way the water can harm you that way... hahaha... put that in your pipe and smoke it!

When authorities questioned the man as to why he placed the cat in a bong he said “because rolling papers were to small”

Police arrested a Nebraska man on animal crualty charges after he stuffed a kitten into a make-shift "bong" he had created.  In a related story, Michael Phelps was spotted in line at a "Pet adoption" drive.

Omaha, Nebraska- A man is facing animal cruelty charges after trying to cool his cat by stuffing him inside a bong. When asked for comment, the cat replied, "man, that was the best freaking catnip I ever had."

President Barack Obama introduced “New Deal II” subtitled “A car payment book in every garage, and some Chicken broth in every pot”… causing Michael Phelps to drop his bong and ask, “What did he say about pot??”

Michael Phelps lost another endorsement when

the people behind Guitar Hero dropped him from their commercials....Good news is,he picked up the spokesperson's job for Donkey Bong!