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DARREN MARLAR
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And Now a Look At Your Weather...

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Aug 11, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Weather

436 Jokes  5 Videos

Enjoy the heat this summer. Cold weather brings more than a chill to your bones, a new study suggests. It could also raise your risk of having a heart attack. The results show that each 1.8 degree Fahrenheit reduction in temperature on a single day is associated with around 200 additional heart attacks.   The results are published online today in the British Medical Journal. ***MARLAR: The population of Alaska is expected to die off completely by the end of 2013.


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Italy Found Famous Painter's Bones

By: fred rubino (C)
Submitted: Jun 17, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Italy Found Famous Painter's Caravaggio's Bones:  There's no way to confirm that the remains are Caravaggio's because the DNA had degraded over time. But researchers say they're pretty sure the bones are Italian because the skeleton appears to have two broken thumbs.


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BBC's Roman Gladiators VS Inkoholic Hollywood Nightmare

By: smackdab inthemiddle (M)
Submitted: Jun 7, 2010
Category: News  
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Hollywood

243 Jokes  10 Videos

BBC's Roman Gladiators VS Inkoholic Hollywood Nightmare

In a new BBC documentary called Gladiators, Back from the Dead researchers report on 2,000 year old bones found with bites inflicted by tigers, bears and lions

 

Part two of the documentary will pickup two thousand years later to report how the bones of Julia Gnuse, were found with cuts inflicted by Kruegers, Jasons and Myers


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10,000 year old bones and fossil remains

By: RonB  (C)
Submitted: Jun 6, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Washington DC

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10,000 year old bones and fossil remains
An archeological team, digging in 
Washington DC , has uncovered 
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains 
Of what is believed to be the first 
Politician.
 

 


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Say It Aint So Joe

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Apr 14, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Marilyn Monroe

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50-year old X-rays of Marilyn Monroe are going to be auctioned off.I guess people still want to jump her bones.


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Scottie Sadie wins Westminster Dog Show

By: Gary Bachman (C)
Submitted: Feb 17, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Dog

607 Jokes  24 Videos

Last year an accident on the green carpet cost Sadie the title.   Look for Sadie to be featured in future commercials for Milk-Bones, Alpo,  and Flomax. 


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Beer Boned

By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Bar

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 According to a recent study, drinking beer is good for a person’s bones.   One group exempted from this study- drunk snowboarders.


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Bay is now a Met

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Jan 6, 2010
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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New York Mets

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Jason Bay passed his physical for the New York Mets. He may have broken bones, but they grade on a curve.


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"Twas the Night After Thanksgiving"

By: Mikki  (M)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2009
Category: News  
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Thanksgiving

67 Jokes  4 Videos

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving
and all through the nell,
not a creature was stirring
except Tiger on his cell.

Elin was stalking her man to find more.
With hopes to catch Cheetah texting
his whore.

The moms' in their nighties
laid down for some sleep,
Elin continued her search for that creep.

When all through the house 
there arose such a clatter!
Elin found his golf clubs,
his face she would shatter!

Neighbors ran to there windows,
tore open the curtain,
Holy shit! It was Tiger
screaming and hurtin'!

Barefoot he sprinted barely
touching the grass.
Madly hoping and praying to save his own ass.

Help Jesus, help Buddah, Oprah, Tom Cruise!
Somebody please save me from the
obituary news!

Elin swift on his heels 
screaming, swinging and crying,
I'll kill you, you Cheetah!
I knew you were lying!

A smack to his forehead, 
crunch went his teeth.
OMG!  Elin! 
I never did cheat!

Tiger ran to the car,
tore open the door.
Crash went a window!
That's for your whore!

He glanced in the mirror,
chill ran through his bones.
The sight of white lightening,
with shrill, angry moans.

Yanked from the car
by inhumane power,
The rest was a blur,
He'll find out in the morrow.

Sirens came screaming.
On arrival they stopped,
snoring and dreaming layTiger 
right where he dropped.


His beautiful angel,
silently there at his side,
What was he doing, 
the officers asked.
Her blue eyes sparked
as she replied,
I really don't know,
He just went for a ride.

Silent night...



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Mikki
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"The Night After Thanksgiving"

By: Mikki  (M)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Thanksgiving

67 Jokes  4 Videos

'Twas the night after Thanksgiving
and all through the nell,
not a creature was stirring
except Tiger on his cell.

Elin was stalking her man to find more.
With hopes to catch Cheetah texting
his whore.

The moms' in their nighties
laid down for some sleep,
Elin continued her search for that creep.

When all through the house 
there arose such a clatter!
Elin found his golf clubs,
his face she would shatter!

Neighbors ran to there windows,
tore open the curtain,
Holy shit! It was Tiger
screaming and hurtin'!

Barefoot he sprinted barely
touching the grass.
Madly hoping and praying to save his own ass.

Help Jesus, help Buddah, Oprah, Tom Cruise!
Somebody please save me from the
obituary news!

Elin swift on his heels 
screaming, swinging and crying,
I'll kill you, you Cheetah!
I knew you were lying!

A smack to his forehead, 
crunch went his teeth.
OMG!  Elin! 
I never did cheat!

Tiger ran to the car,
tore open the door.
Crash went a window!
That's for your whore!

He glanced in the mirror,
chill ran through his bones.
The sight of white lightening,
with shrill, angry moans.

Yanked from the car
by inhumane power,
The rest was a blur,
He'll find out in the morrow.

Sirens came screaming.
On arrival they stopped,
snoring and dreaming layTiger 
right where he dropped.


His beautiful angel,
silently there at his side,
What was he doing, 
the officers asked.
Her blue eyes sparked
as she replied,
I really don't know,
He just went for a ride.

Silent night...

 


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