I asked a hooker if she ever did any free charity work............pro boner 

Next on "48 Hours": the Letterman Sex Tapes or "Top Ten Ways to Tickle My Funny Boner"

Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Gunpoint is what the man calls his geriatric boner.

Wow,  what a great story ! Chastity Bono aka " Chaz," to undergo sex change operation . i wish him/her the best of luck .** i did not hear where her new part will be coming from . if it is an artificial appendage , i hope it was built in Detroit and not Japan ( too tiny) ! ** i heard David Carradine wanted to sell his old member to Chistity but there were too many strings attached . *** Cher re-recorded her old song honoring herself, Chaz, and the late Sonny Bono . it is now called  " Fag hags, Transsexuals , and Trees " .** The day after Chaz's operation he was heard crying out " Oh my aching sac ! " *** How did the name Chastity become Chaz  ? answer , Remove the tity !

Chastity Bono,daughter of Sonny and Cher, has decided to become a man. His new name will be Chaz and the surgery is known as an addadicktomy.

Two robbers leaving a Milwaukee jewelry store with cash and gems didn't get far with the loot -- another group of thieves robbed them as the pair left the crime scene. Quentin Tarantino has a boner.