Russia claims to have the "dad of all bombs." This bomb is said to be as destructive as a nuke but without the radiation, so it's "environmentally-friendly."  ***MARLAR: Because when you're decimating everything for miles around, you don't want to harm the environment.

 Did you hear we bombed the moon today at 6:31am central time. Nasa used 3 bombs....2 were constructed by nasa engineers and the other bomb was the 2007 Jennifer lopez- Ben Affleck movie "GILI

Iranian scientists have been closely studying Sandra Bullock films.They claim she knows exactly how to make huge bombs. 

A cluster of vehicle bombs detonated simultaneously Tuesday in the Taliban's spiritual homeland.  It’s part of the Taliban’s Kaboom for Clunkers program……

During the day the terrorist suspects could work for GM since they are experienced at building bombs.    

The United States State Dept. secretly worked out the ransom demands of  Kim Jong-IL for the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee . The next 8 episodes of  " The Simple Life " will be filmed in North Korea . Highlights of some shows include, - Paris and Nicole help Reprocess nuclear fuel rods into enriched uranium ,  Assemble Taeodong-2 long range missles , Round-up many starving refugees fleeing into China , Learn how to make counterfeit $50 dollar bills with simple inkjet printers  , Unload unstable ammunition from ancient railway box cars , Patrol the DMZ with unfriendly boarder guards , Direct traffic in that nations capital's busiest streets  , Make a feeble attempt to sneak bombs aboard a South Korean airliner . The show's finale ends with the girls discovering Kim's gigantic porno stash and sex toy collection .  Nicole hands a very familiar looking dvd over to Hilton and shouts , " You're in this one too Paris ! "   Our Dear Leader's been a very naughty boy too, as Paris gets her last licks in,  "THAT'S HOT !   

Everytime I search for pictures of the Suicide Girls my computer keeps returning pictures of Islamic Women with bombs strapped to them.

The military has announced they've dropped a series of 1,000-pound bombs from planes on mounds of poppy seeds in an Afghan field, and then followed that with strikes from helicopters.

After seeing how quickly and effectively the seeds were spread across such a large area, the Taliban has begun recruiting an army of suicide farmers.

This morning I was on my jog and saw this couple fighting. They were going at it on the sidewalk. Brought back memories, just like me and my men. The couple went on to fight in the street in the middle of traffic. I wanted to tell them hey you might get hit. But the f bombs and the mfs kept flying and I thought wow, they are not even concerned that they could be creamed by a mac truck. Emotion sure as hell must be that powerful. So I figured perhaps Darwin was right about natural selection. And perhaps stupid people like this need to be creamed by mac trucks and eliminated. That way the world is not only a better place but less morons reproduce and vote Republican.