I really believe in global warming.I stared at the sun recently,and I'm much blinder than the last time I stared at the sun.

In an interview with “Good Morning America” on Thursday, singer Rihanna discussed domestic violence and her relationship with Chris Brown, saying: “Forget about love… Love is so blind.”

Yeah it is! Especially when your eyes are black and blue and swollen shut! 

In the United Kingdom, a blind man has been convicted of dangerous driving after police spotted his car on the wrong side of the road. Omed Aziz was apparently being guided by someone who was in the passenger seat, because that individual had lost their license. Aziz is also partially deaf and suffers from leg tremors.  ***MARLAR: Wait a minute.  Mr. Aziz was driving because the other guy lost his license?  So a blind guy in the U.K. CAN have a driver’s license?!?!

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to purchase the Rams, because Limbaugh has plenty of experience showing blind allegiance to a failed franchise. Actually, Limbaugh is buying the Rams because the St. Louis arch reminds him of McDonald's.

Scientists found them living in their mothers' basements playing video games.  

Legally blind and very unpopular New York State Governor David Paterson shaved off his scruffy, unkempt beard last month .  Today he was seem clean shaven as his mustache apparently went the way of the beard . A CBS reporter asked why he removed all his facial hair.  Paterson sarcastically, replied ,  " I'm sick and tired of people mistaking me for a dirty, filthy, homeless bum ."   A heckler in the crowd yelled out  " Yeah Dave, now you only smell like one ! "

How could  Plaxico Burress get as much jail time as Michael Vick?Vick committed unspeakable acts against animals,while Plaxico basically shot himself in the foot.Justice is truly blind and dumb.

The three rebelled after the recent murder, complaining about their conditions. Said Levin, "They ran after my wife, so I had to cut off their tails with a carving knife." An investigation by PETA is underway.

An older, recent Italian immigrant, a blind guy, refused to be seated at a restaurant when the receptionist said, "follow me to your seat." The immigrant had simply responded, "I'm a not see."

I used to be sad that I was blind. Then I met a man who saw Eddie Murphy's last 3 movies.