...adventurer Alan Hissle became stranded in Canadian Rockies after falling and breaking his leg.  Hissle, a vegetarian, could not find any vegetation to eat because of the snow, so he tried to eat anything he could find.  For 4 days he subsisted on dead birds and bugs.  He told his rescuers that in order to survive, he had become a meat seeking Hissle.  

I'm thinking about opening a free range driving range.The chickens will think the golf balls are eggs.I would be killing two birds,with one Titleist. 

The Baltimore Orioles lost 11 consecutive games. So the birds have already headed south for the winter.

Many teams are wondering how to stop the New York Jets. Of course, the easiest way to stop a New York jet is with two flocks of birds.

Paris Hilton walks into a pet store and says,"I'll have the usual."Which translated into layman's terms is a cockatoo.

...a 10 year study of the cuckoo bird by the Audubon Society has yielded some startling facts.  The cuckoo has been shown to be the only known racist bird.  There  is even a secret society of these racist birds.  Investigators have found proof of the existence of the Cuckoo Clocks Clan .

A Vietnamese man who strapped more than a dozen birds to his leg and attempted to sneak them through LAX in March was charged on Tuesday with smuggling... If I were stuffing birds down my pants, I'd steer clear of Woodpeckers... but I'd enjoy the company of a Swallow or two...

President Obama has his first opportunity to appoint someone to the Supreme Court.  Some see this as his opportunity to begin re-shaping an otherwise conservative court.  Others see this as his opportunity to appoint the bench's first African-American woman.  Though some think he could kill two birds with one stone and appoint Anita Hill, that would give the court an African-American woman AND re-shape the court by sending Judge Clarence Thomas running for the hills.

Wildlife strikes involve creatures -- including birds, foxes and lizards -- hitting windshields, wings and stabilizers.  Only US Airways, however, has reported strikes involving fish, sharks, and whales. 

And the Cardinals lost. Proving that Chesley Sullenberger is the ultimate kiss of death for any flock of birds.