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Tammy
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Kanye West and Karma

By: Tammy  (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Kanye West

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Ever heard of karma? Well, it is speculated that at the 2010 Grammys...Kanye West's chances of winning artist of the year are shot. Grammy judges have been quoted as saying "Even if he does win...which is unlikely...but if he does, we will instead give the award to Beyonce...I mean, we wouldn't want the man to be upset"


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Ray Ellin
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The Miracle Known as Kanye

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Sep 14, 2009
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
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Kanye West

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The Miracle Known as Kanye

(Quips made right after Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech on MTV's video music awards)
 
Kanye West has won! Douche of the decade! Congrats!
 
I just re-watched that Kanye clip. Seriously, he is a complete piece of shit. I wish Beyonce had gone on stage, told him that Ray Ellin said that, and then congratulated Taylor Swift. I hope Al Sharpton comes out and speaks on Taylor's behalf.

(mid-show)

This just in - President Obama has offered to step in and make peace between Kanye West and Taylor Swift... over a glass of milk - -- (she's only 19)

This just in - Serena Williams cursed out Kanye West. (for those of you who watched the US Open).
Meanwhile, I don't even CARE about this crap... but I truly find the lack of social graces fascinating... let's all cheer the 'Love for Michael Jackson,' but... act like scumbags to your colleagues who are alive lol

(after Beyonce gave Taylor Swift her award speech time)

Beyonce. Well done! Actually would have paid to see Kanye run out AGAIN in the middle of Taylor Swift's second speech. 


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Kascha Kwan
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WEAKEST FEMALE CELEBRITY LINK

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Jul 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Paris Hilton

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A meaner, tougher, and much more dominant Ann Robinson will be getting her old show back next season .  Scatter-brained, self indulgent,  lady celebrity contestants will be competing in this updated version of " The Weakest Link  " . The opening show will include : Jessica Simpson , La Toya Jackson , Britney Spears , Lindsay Lohan , Mariah Carey , Sarah Palin , Vanna White , Paris Hilton , Beyonce Knowles , and Kendra Wilkinson .  Originally the show was to run for only 30 minutes but Robinson was able to convince the producer she needed at least one hour .   " These 10 Frivolous and Vacuous Tarts are incredibly stupid .  I am going to have to repeat each question at least a half dozen times and kick a few butts before i get any responce . "  Robinson said ................  Tom Cruise and Joe Biden will headline the all male sequel .......................................................................................(kascha-whitney) 


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Greg Manuel
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Coming Soon, to a Theatre Near You!

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Apr 10, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Beyonce Knowles

16 Jokes

Check out this new movie coming to theatres Friday, April 24th:

 

Obsessed, starring Beyonce Knowles. It's like King Kong...but for black women. 


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Steve Etzkorn
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Jay-Z

By: Steve Etzkorn (M)
Submitted: Mar 17, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Beyonce Knowles

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Rumors circulate that hip-hop mogul Jay-Z has acquired a controlling interest in specialty retailer "Bed, Bath, & Beyond"...

Along with a complete overhaul of its product line, he also decided to rename it "Bling, Bitches, and Beyonce"...


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Gary B.
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U2 sings at Lincoln Memorial concert

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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U2

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Barack Obama delivered a stirring speech at the Lincoln Memorial Sunday following a high-energy concert that included Beyonce and U2.    Ironically, U2 also performed before Lincoln delivered his famous Gettysburg Address. 


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John Roman
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Bruce, Bono and Beyonce Rock the Lincoln Memorial for Obama

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2009
Category: Political  
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Inauguration

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 Garth Broks, John Legend, James Taylor and Stevie Wonder also performed.

Authorities had some concern as the last time Lincoln was at a theatre event, things didn't go so well.


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Phil Murphy
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Beyonces new name

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Beyonce Knowles

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 Beyonce Knowles has recently changed her name for her new album coming out. Her new name is Sasha Fierce. She justified the name change by saying:

"I have someone else that takes over when it's time for me to work and when I'm on stage, this alter ego that I've created that kind of protects me and who I really am."

Hey Jay-z I think we just found your 100th problem. Turns out it is a bitch and shes insane.


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Aretha Franklin Felt Dissed By Beyonce

By: Bad Boy (C)
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Beyonce Knowles

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Aretha Franklin Felt Dissed By BeyonceAretha Franklin is upset with Beyonce for calling Tina Turner the queen. Shame on you Beyonce we all know that Aretha Franklin is the queen--the Dairy Queen! The Burger Queen!

"What you want? You know I got it! All I'm asking is for a little:

Chicken
Hamburger with cheese
Roast
Duck
Steak
Mustard Greens
Hamhocks (oops, I got my own)
Grits and eggs
Pecan pie
Sweet potatoe pie

When you come home.

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Alex Fossella
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Aretha Mad at Beyonce!

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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Beyonce Knowles

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Aretha Franklin lashed out at Beyonce Knowles for referring to Tina Turner as "the Queen."

Beyonce now refers to Franklin as "the C*nt."

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