Canada's second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name because its unintended sexual connotation has caused the history journal to become snagged in Internet filters and has turned off potential readers.

The new and improved name?

Moose Knuckle. 

Where will Tiger be in three weeks from now? 

          In hibernation Banging all the Beavers!     

Did you hear about the forest destroyed by blonde beavers?

They cut down all of The Tiger Woods. 

News of Tiger Woods "rounds" off of the golf course have only made me admire his golfing talent all the more, because apparently he hasn't been practicing nearly as much as we all thought he had been. 

According to the Daily Mail, "Watching Mel Gibson jogging along the street talking to a beaver puppet, onlookers could be forgiven for wanting to call a psychiatric hospital.

"But the Mad Max star, 53, was simply filming his latest film role - playing a depressed man who believes his beaver puppet is real."

 Next thing you know, he'll believe the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

Mel Gibson will star in a new movie called “The Beaver” in which he plays a depressed man who finds solace in wearing a BEAVER HAND PUPPET.  Jodie Foster will not only direct, but will play opposite Gibson as his WIFE.

Though he takes his work seriously, TMZ, given the recent history of infidelity, is ready to “scoop” the story if Gibson’s hand finds it’s way up the wrong beaver!

 

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guy says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".

So this guy goes to a carpet store. The salesman tells him to take his shoes off and try the different grades of carpet. He steps on the first one and says " Hey, that's pretty nice, what's that?". The salesman says " That's Stainmaster and it's 50 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one and says " That's incredible, what's that?". The salesman says " That's 100% wool and it's 100 per square yard". The guy steps on the next one, a really deep shag, and says "This is amazing. I am in love, what's this?" The salesman says " I can't sell you this, it costs too much." The guys says " Why not?". The salesman says " Governor Sanford, that's Argentinian beaver and it will cost you everything.".