I wonder if Cajuns who have Alzheimer's walk around saying Who Dat. 

Ringo Starr’s star was added to the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.  And for you kids who don’t know who Ringo Starr is--he’s the creepy-looking dude in the Beatles Rock Band video game.

Today is the 46th anniversary of the Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan Show.

 WOW! 1964!

 Hey, wasn't that when the Killer Bees from South America were suppose to attack North America?

I wonder where the hell they went

I had a falling out with my skydiving instructor.

A toilet is being sent to the International Space Station with the Space Shuttle.So,as far as I'm concerned,the moon mission is still on track. 

Republican Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley in a major upset in Massachusetts. While Coakley is pro-choice, anti-war, and supports health care reform, Brown has a cool truck and we’ve already seen his penis.

I understand that Michael Jackson might be digitally inserted into the new We Are The World video.I'm sure Michael was quite familiar with inserting his digits. 

A new tv series is being written,based on the escapades of Mark Sanford and John Edwards.It will be called.............Sanford and Illegitimate Son

So in 1992 Michael Jordan called up Magic Johnson and asked "Hey, wanna come play poker in Barcelona for two weeks?"

"Sure, why not."

"Okay, great. But there's a catch. We have to take three hours to beat Angola by 80."

Did you know Angola has a basketball team? Well they don't!

Some guy is selling golf balls that have the faces of all the mistresses of Tiger Woods.If you hit on them just right,you can drive them crazy.