An insurance company cut a Canadian woman's  health benefits for depression, claiming she was healthy after seeing Facebook pictures of her smiling in a bikini at the beach.  The insurance company also claimed the woman listed on her MySpace page that her favorite song is "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 

 A Volkswagen van stolen 35 years ago in Washington state has been found in a shipping container at the Los Angeles/Long Beach seaport.   The owner, who was last seen at Woodstock, is still missing!

I played golf with Fred Flintstone a couple of weeks ago.Wouldn't you know it,we wound up at Pebbles Beach. 

Thieves calling themselves “The Educators” have returned a statue stolen from disgraced investment guru Bernie Madoff. And they hoped his learned his lesson. The Palm Beach Post reports that the 10,000 dollar copper sculpture turned up Wednesday near the country club Madoff belonged to. A note attached read “Bernie the Swindler, Lesson: Return stolen property to rightful owners. Signed by – The Educators” A Madoff spokesman made it clear: lessoned learned. Madoff reported the sculpture stolen. In fact he just received a check from his insurance company, AIG. The checks amount, 1 billion dollars.

A Malaysian state government says it plans to offer free honeymoons to save the marriages of couples who are on the brink of divorce. Ashaari Idris, a government official in northern Terengganu state, says troubled couples will be allowed to spend two nights at the state's scenic islands or beach resorts to help them rekindle their romance under a "Second Honeymoon" program.  ***MARLAR: Expect the number of “troubled marriages” to skyrocket if couple can get a free vacation out of it.

It is called "Transformers 3-"The Malibu Beach Mansion-The Final Payment" 

It was announced today by the Confederação Brasileira de Atletismo, Brasil's Amateur Athletic Association, that the during the 2016 Summer Olympic games in Rio there are new rules concerning Women's Beach Volleyball ... any athlete not using the newly approved IOC String Bikini and Bikini Wax will be immediately disqualified.

"She's not the little girl I once knew" is not just a Beach Boys song any more -- it's a Roman Polanski legal defense.

A 41-year-old man was arrested on Monday at a Florida beach after allegedly pretending to drown and tossing jellyfish at teenagers.

The “aquaman” was promptly arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon… a Portuguese Man of War.

 Actor Burt Reynolds has checked himself into a rehab facility in West Palm Beach to be treated for an addiction to painkillers.  His new movie is rumored to be titled "Bandit and the Pusher" with Rush Limbaugh as the Pusher.......