In an ironic twist,I predict that Barbara Walters will die in the year 2020. 

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s hip replacement surgery was a success, and she will, reportedly, be back to work in no time.  She was going on tour with Barbara Walters, Lady Gaga, LaLa Vazquez, A-ha, ABBA, and the Ya-Yas.  It’s called the ZsaZsaBabaWawaGagaLaLaA-haABBAYaYa Tour.

Barbara Walters' faulty heart valve was replaced with one from a cow.  Ms. Walters says she is feeling much better and cant wait to get back to daily routines like working on The View, cooking, and grazing in the meadow.   

Eden could no longer keep her thoughts bottled up inside.  

Just hours after winning California's GOP Senate nomination, Carly Fiorina was unknowingly captured on a live microphone trashing her Democratic rival Barbara Boxer's hair.  Hard to believe a politician would be this concerned about hair---even John Edwards was amazed.

Barbara Bush, George W. Bush's mother, is hospitalized with a "mystery illness." It's not a mystery; it's global warming.

Chunks of ice are falling off her.

I think George W. Bush finally believes in global warming.

Just the other day, a chunk of ice fell off his mother Barbara.

Barbara Walters asked Sarah Palin what her first reaction was after she learned her baby was going to be born with Down's syndrome .  Sarah replied,  " I told my husband Todd to switch babies with Bristol after she gave birth . Nobody would suspect anything 'cause Levi Johnston is the biggest retard in Alaska ."

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.

Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon.