If you ever want to know who loves you the most, between your wife and your dog, here is a sure fire way to find out:

Take them both for a ride in your car. Then, when you get to your destination, lock both of them in the trunk for an hour and see which one is happiest to see you when you come back.

The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. 

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. 

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in

 the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. 

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. 

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around

 the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold 

sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag,

 and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,

 but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,

 and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's MINE."

I used to live in a redneck town, so for halloween we had to visit a haunted trailer. I once saw a baby ghost wearing a dirty diaper.

Niche markets are big now in entertainment.  Taking things down a notch, the next installment of the popular AVATAR movie will be titled:

  AVATAR-BABY

A new app can translate a baby’s cries into adult-speak, telling you whether it's hungry, tired, sleepy or “Get that shiny square out of my face!”

Hillsborough County Sherriff’s deputies said they have arrested a woman who left her 3-month-old baby in a vehicle while she worked as a prostitute. Detectives say the woman went to have sex with a man who contacted her on the Internet for prostitution. The baby was taken to the hospital and was listed in good condition and appeared to have a deep bronze tan, her dark hair was in a tight little bun and embroidered on her onesie

were the words Baby Snooki.

An environmental pressure group claims that American babies are "born polluted" with traces of chemical pollutants already in their bodies.  ***MARLAR: If you’ve ever changed a diaper, you already know babies are filled with toxic pollution.