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Dave M
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Who loves ya', baby!

By: Dave M (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Animal

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If you ever want to know who loves you the most, between your wife and your dog, here is a sure fire way to find out:

Take them both for a ride in your car. Then, when you get to your destination, lock both of them in the trunk for an hour and see which one is happiest to see you when you come back.


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Sean Lee
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Drill, baby, drill.

By: Sean Lee (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Dick Cheney

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The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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Four Year Old on Viagra

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2010
Category: News  
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Viagra

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Four Year Old on Viagra

He is only four years old but he regularly takes four doses of Viagra to keep him alive.

The toddler has a rare condition called pulmonary hypertension that causes chronic high blood pressure. Something as simple a chest infection could kill him. Viagra is an expensive drug but it's actually one of the cheapest to treat pulmonary hypertension.

 

Many of the neighborhood mothers pay mom to let them baby sit the little tyke.

 


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WalMarts “Project Impact” to Eliminate White Trash

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Walmart

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WalMarts “Project Impact” to Eliminate White Trash

WalMarts “Project Impact” is sprucing up stores

to look more like Target, Best Buy and Toys R Us

to appeal to a different type of clientele.

Baby Boomers will be Booming at WalMarts.

White Trash back to the Dollar Store.

 


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Peyton Manning's Suprise

By: Karosbaby  (M)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2010
Category: Sports  
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New Orleans Saints

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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. 
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. 
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in
 the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. 
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around
 the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold 
sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag,
 and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
 but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
 and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's MINE."

 


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redneck halloween

By: john G (C)
Submitted: Jan 27, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Halloween

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I used to live in a redneck town, so for halloween we had to visit a haunted trailer. I once saw a baby ghost wearing a dirty diaper.


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Avatar For Racist Audiences

By: will  (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2010
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Avatar

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Niche markets are big now in entertainment.  Taking things down a notch, the next installment of the popular AVATAR movie will be titled:

  AVATAR-BABY


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Billy Reno
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Baby say what?

By: Billy Reno 
Submitted: Jan 22, 2010
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

A new app can translate a baby’s cries into adult-speak, telling you whether it's hungry, tired, sleepy or “Get that shiny square out of my face!”


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Terry Tyller
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Baby Snooki

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Jan 21, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Hooker

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Hillsborough County Sherriff’s deputies said they have arrested a woman who left her 3-month-old baby in a vehicle while she worked as a prostitute. Detectives say the woman went to have sex with a man who contacted her on the Internet for prostitution. The baby was taken to the hospital and was listed in good condition and appeared to have a deep bronze tan, her dark hair was in a tight little bun and embroidered on her onesie

were the words Baby Snooki.

 

 

 


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DARREN MARLAR
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Baby Pollution

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Jan 20, 2010
Category: Weird  

An environmental pressure group claims that American babies are "born polluted" with traces of chemical pollutants already in their bodies.  ***MARLAR: If you’ve ever changed a diaper, you already know babies are filled with toxic pollution.


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