"Mattresses expertly repadded.  We know our stuff! 

The US military now has morning after pills available at all health facilities. So you can get them in a desert in Afghanistan, but maybe not in western Massachusetts. 

The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. Dick Cheney said to call him if they find oil.  

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."

Republican Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley in a major upset in Massachusetts. While Coakley is pro-choice, anti-war, and supports health care reform, Brown has a cool truck and we’ve already seen his penis.

President Obama has called for a bipartisan summit to discuss healthcare. While little is known about the format, it is assumed that beer will be served. 

A massive snowstorm buried Washington DC. This will have little effect on the capitol, as Congress has been frozen for months. 

The tip-off was the sunglasses.  A New Yorker faces a $135 traffic fine for using a mannequin as her "plus one" in the high-occupancy vehicle lane of the Long Island Expressway.  An alert sheriff's deputy on Long Island became suspicious this week when he saw the "passenger" wearing sunglasses and using the visor. The problem: The sky was overcast.  When he stopped the vehicle, he found the mannequin, fully dressed with a long dark wig, blazer, shirt and scarf.  ***MARLAR: The driver said it was an honest mistake as he thought his plastic mannequin was actually Cher.

The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. What surprised scientists most, they said, is that it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.

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http://www.seanmichaellee.com

People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Halmark or Heshey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday.

 Then again, I'm also assure that I "just don't understand football."