Look for the release of the Sony VAIO Tampon. 

Apple has already announced the next generation of their new IPad it's "MacsIPad with Wings" that  will help to better manage your information flow.

Steve Jobs introduced the new Apple iPad the other day.  I just have one question:

Does the iPad come in regular, maximum and super-absorbancy models?

Especially now that there's an app that will detect unicorns in your neighborhood. Me, I'm waiting for the app that puts you at the top of the list for a liver transplant.

MadTV has an interesting way to use a USB cord with you iPad.

While Apple is expecting high sales of their new iPad with it's built-in applications, they expect more women to buy the iPon with it's built-in applicator.

Apple is scheduled to unveil something today, unless it's a device that can find the remote control without having to get up from the lazyboy... I'm not interested.

Hey, it could have been worse. Apple could have called it the iTampon.

Earlier today Steve Jobs unveiled the latest product from Apple called the Ipad. Apparently it's an electronic feminine hygeine product for women on the periods.  

Steve Jobs unveiling Mac's I- Pad today.  Would I find that in the feminine hygiene aisle at the Apple Store???