Dallas Cowboys fullback Deon Anderson has been charged with pulling a gun on a parking valet. In an effort to be traded to the Bengals.

How do I apply for one of those full body scanning jobs??? 

For the second straight year, comedian Kathy Griffin ushered in the new year by saying something vulgar on CNN.  During the network's live New Year's Eve broadcast from Times Square, Griffin was joking with co-host Anderson Cooper about how to pronounce the first name of "balloon boy" Falcon Heene when she mumbled something that sounded a lot like the F-word.  A spokesman for CNN said the network is concerned because next year the Times Square ball will be dropped by legendary actor Peter Falk.

There is a new Pamela Anderson Fad Diet that has a lot of people in the medical profession scratching their heads ( I almost want to stop here ).

The diet goes like this:

Eat whatever you want, but if it tastes salty, spit it out. 

Pamela Anderson or the White House.  

 To the tune of Swingin' by John Anderson

Thanksgiving is less than a week away.  Like the rest of us,  celebrities are getting ready for the big holiday.  Today Pamela Anderson took her turkey in to have its breasts enhanced.  

San Diego police are still trying to find the suspect in what they’re calling the “This Ain’t No Joke” robbery series: A Cold Stone Creamery, one Pinkberry and one TF Yogurt robbed within 90 minutes Sunday. The crime method was the same in all five cases. The robber burst through the door and yelled something like “This ain’t no joke:

I’m serious. This is a robbery.” Later that day, comedian Louie Anderson surrendered without incident.

Pamela Anderson’s manager recently demanded that photographers shoot her only with a "ring flash," which eliminates imperfections.  If only he’d manage Amy Winehouse or Carrot Top.  

Dennis Anderson of Duluth, Minnesota has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk.