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April Brucker
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Convenient Amnesia

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Nov 6, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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South Carolina

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 A South Carolina woman developed amnesia after having sex. Damn, if only I had that luck.


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Neil Berliner
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"Drink Up"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  


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Neil Berliner
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Is it Me for a Moment?

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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New York City

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A teenage girl suffering from amnesia and found in New York City has been identified by relatives. "I won't be relieved until they get here and tell me who I am, what happened to me, and absolutely confirm that I'm not Lindsay Lohan."

 


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Phil Mazo
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The Man with No Memory

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2006
Category: News  
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Denver

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A Washington man who woke up in Denver with no memory has finally been reunited with his fiancee.















Doctors determined the memory loss came from a rare type of amnesia that can be triggered by stress, most likely caused by the impending consummation of the marriage.


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James Craven
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What "Amnesia Man" was trying to forget

By: James Craven (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2006
Category: News  
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Marriage

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 He was trying to forget about marrying his fiance and for good reason, look at her.

He couldn't remember what he saw in her, and he was hoping it wasn't himself.




Amnesia Man with Fiance



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Scot Marinick
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Whitehouse hires Amnesia Man

By: Scot Marinick (C)
Submitted: Oct 25, 2006
Category: News  

Whitehouse hires Amnesia Man

Breaking News:  The Whitehouse has confirmed they have hired "Amnesia Man" to be in charge of "Dirty little Secrets Department" located at the Pentagon.   A Whitehouse spokesman said we have been looking for a guy with his qualities for a long time.  Besides all the positive attributes he will bring to the table; i.e. Memory loss, he also will save the American taxpayers money, because he will probally forget to pick up his paycheck.

 

 

 

Amnesia sufferer Jeff Ingram with Fiance. 

 


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Paul Mecurio
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Amnesia Victim Identified

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Oct 24, 2006
Category: News  
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Mark Foley

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A man found on the streets of Denver, apparently suffering from amnesia, has been reunited with his fiancee after the Washington state woman identified him Sunday night.

Jeffrey Ingram is said to be suffering from a dissociative fugue state, where the brain tries to wipe the slate clean. Upon hearing this Mark Foley responded, “I have that, I definitely have that!”


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Family Recognizes Man With Amnesia on TV

By: Chris Quimby (C)
Submitted: Oct 23, 2006
Category: News  


Forgets which channel.

 


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