It's based on American Idol. The slogan: "Just one scratch is all it takes." When it comes to Paula Abdul, I'm not sure whether they're talking about winning a lot of money or catching herpes.

It's been estimated that one out of every seven Americans suffers from some form or another of mental illness.....

And  I believe it.  I happen to personally know all 40 million of the crazy motherfuckers! 

The NBA is investigating a security breach at American Airlines Center that allowed two female fans to walk into the Trail Blazers' huddle during Saturday's game.  The NBA is especially interested to know whether any of the players pulled a gun to protect themselves...

Like many Hispanics, my father came to the US and took a job that no American wanted, and that job was being my father.

I just watched the end of a show called, "I didn't know I was pregnant ". WTF, again TV shows are in desperate need of any and all help!! I am going to submit the idea for a show called, "I didn't know I was legally retarded".. but the twist is, we use the same people from the "pregnant" show and air it right after it!! Instead of... paying them with the deflating American dollar, let's give them something of real value!! We tie their tubes and give them a helmet with their name Bedazzled on it!! ; )

I watched part of the State of the Union address Wed. night. The Democrats were cheering, applauding, and handing out countless standing ovations.. and that was just for President Obama's teleprompter..

Right wingers calling him a socialist Nazi, Repugs obstructing his every move, Tea Partiers bringing firearms to rallies and being openly disrespected by fellow politicians, even Supreme Court Justices during his addresses to the nation...if I didn't know any better, I'd think some Americans have a problem with Barack Obama just because he's faithful to his wife. 

Threatens widespread death and destruction unless Simon Cowell returns for another season of "American Idol."

The American Kennel Club named the top dogs in pop culture. The AKC ranked dogs from every aspect of American culture: film, TV, literature, sports, art and the list goes on.

The top 10 dogs in Pop Culture:

1. Snoopy

2. Texas A&M's Reveille

3. Scooby Doo

4. Eddie from 'Fasier' TV show

5. Pound Puppy toy

6. 'Dogs Playing Poker' painting

7. 'How much is that doggie in the window' song

8. Georgetown's Jack the Bulldog

9. 'Who let the dog out' song

10. Brian Griffin from 'Family Guy' TV show.

Now, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog is pissed. "Who the hell is Jack the bulldog," asks Triumph. "And who ever heard of some of these other douche bags. Fuck these guys. What the Fuck do they know from dogs?"