Zack Greinke has been named the American League's Cy Young Award winner. It was the Royals' first win since July.

The Supreme Court has refused to hear a case by Native Americans who consider the football team's name to be racist. Why don't the Redskins change their name to something more accurate and less offensive like the DC Colored People or the Washington Negroes?

The Supreme Court won't hear an appeal from a group of Native Americans who think the name of the NFL's Washington Redskins football team is offensive.  The Supreme Court also refused to hear an appeal from a group of Redskins fans who think their team's play is offensive.

According to Census figures, there's over 50,000 Americans right now who are 100 years old. ***MARLAR: When asked the secret to a long life, 73% of them answered, "Breathing.”

A new survey reveals that 1 in 20 Americans plan to buy a home next year. The other 19 live in the real world. 

H1N1 is such a menace these days that it's put a dung topping on American Health Care. Yes, the Swine Flu is such a harbinger of doom that human experimentation of the drug seems to be best left alone. If pigs can fly, let's just say a better health care system for U.S. Citizens seems as close as shoving a 1,000 pound sow through the eye of a hypo-needle. 

President Barack Obama assured American Indians that they have a place  on his agenda, telling tribal leaders they deserve more from their government.   Tribal leaders told the President they need more funding for such things as education, health care, and slot machines.

President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British.   In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man."

   While brutishly pursuing an attractive American secretary in his employ, one US-based foreign oil executive behaved in an openly inappropriate manner.

   Eventually, the arrogant tycoon was successfully sued for over $6 million; allowing him to perceive, for the first time, the high price of "crude."   

Prisoners at Guantanamo Bay are getting the H1N1 vaccine,while the American public suffers without.They want to personally thank the imperialist swine who delivered it.