New York Yankee fans are so enamored with Alex Rodriguez post-season heroics, they're almost considering not booing him.
 

Alex Rodriguez is no longer in a slump. But for the record, Madonna hates being called that.
 

People believe that Kate Hudson is a good luck charm for Alex Rodriguez.A-Rod says he feels just like Captain Sully Sullenberger.He  lands his jet in the Hudson every night. 

There's a new twist on the beauty pageant in Hungary. They call it "The Miss Plastic" pageant and it's only open to women who have had breast implants, tummy tucks, facelifts and other cosmetic plastic surgeries. But the prizes won't be awarded to the contestants, rather the plastic surgeons who did the work. Judges will not only have to study the contestants' vital statistics but their medical records too. And like all beauty contests, the backstage drama has already begun. Contestant Alexandra Horvath said, "I'm suing my hair supplier because what they supplied caught fire while it was being dyed-- luckily before it had been fitted to my head!" Organizers claim the event allows the contestants, aged from 19 to 38, to celebrate the beautiful bodies they helped to create.  ***MARLAR: Shouldn't they be holding this contest in Silicon Valley? 

Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, was originally an instructor for deaf children and invented the telephone to help his deaf wife and mother to hear. ***MARLAR: He then went deaf himself hearing them say, "Why don't you ever call?!? You never call!"

Rumors are flying that Kate Hudson is pregnant with the baby of Alex Rodriguez.If she is,I hope that she can deliver better in the clutch than he does. 

A man has proved that you can never have too much underwear when he stole more than 130 pairs of panties from a Victoria’s Secret store. A police report says a female accomplice held open the door during the theft and both sped away in a green car. The suspects, Alex Rodriquez and Madonna are still at large.

Maybe if she agrees to not wear pants anymore the legion of internet perverts will bail her out.

Alex Rodriguez may require a second surgery following the season. We're hoping it's to sew his mouth shut.
 

LA fashion designer Anand Jon Alexander, who had been featured on "America's Next Top Model", was sentenced to 59 years-life in prison for forcibly raping over a dozen girls.... Ironically, Alexander's fall collection showcases a black and white, cotton, pinstripe ensemble with a flap in the rear... So big, burly convicts have easy access to his tender, virgin ass..