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DARREN MARLAR
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Clinton Gets a Statue

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Bill Clinton

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Thousands of ethnic Albanians braved low temperatures and a cold wind in Kosovo's capital Pristina to welcome former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot (3.5-meter) statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name. Clinton is celebrated as a hero by Kosovo's ethnic Albanian majority for launching NATO's bombing campaign against Yugoslavia in 1999 that stopped the brutal Serb forces' crackdown on independence-seeking ethnic Albanians.  ***MARLAR: He had the Albanians take photos of him next to the statue so he could prove to Hillary that he was truly there.

 


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Julia Gorin
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The First Bronze President

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: Political  
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Bill Clinton

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Bill Clinton traveled to Kosovo this weekend for the unveiling of a bronze statue of him, made by Albanians thankful that he killed Serbs.

The statue is taller and heavier than the actual man, and is also less boring to talk to and has more character. 

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton speaks in front of his statue in the capital Pristina


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Gary B.
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Bill Clinton unveils statue in Kosovo

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2009
Category: News  
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Bill Clinton

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Bill Clinton unveils statue in Kosovo

Thousands of ethnic Albanians welcomed former President Bill Clinton on Sunday as he attended the unveiling of an 11-foot statue of himself on a key boulevard that also bears his name.   Today one chubby Albanian woman swore the statue moved several inches closer to her.


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Julia Gorin
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Albanians get their Independent Kosovo!

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
Category: News  

These Serbs had no comment.



Serbian Farmer Massacre

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Julia Gorin
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And Maher is one of the

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2007
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On Larry King this week, Bill Maher said the following: "But -- the people in Fort Dix, New Jersey. They were Serbian or Albanian or something."

That's like saying, "In World War II, we were fighting the British, or the Germans or something..."

Serbian, Albanian, Muslim, Christian -- those Balkan folks are all so interchangeable and expendable. Why differentiate among them and confuse national policy?

Can't we just call them all "Balki" like on that '80s sitcom "Perfect Strangers"? Weren't Latka and Simka from there too?

"...one of the most politically astute comedians in America today" who has garnered "the respect and admiration of millions of fans":


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