Barbara Walters asked Sarah Palin what her first reaction was after she learned her baby was going to be born with Down's syndrome .  Sarah replied,  " I told my husband Todd to switch babies with Bristol after she gave birth . Nobody would suspect anything 'cause Levi Johnston is the biggest retard in Alaska ."

   On "The Oprah Winfrey Show" today, Sarah Palin told the talk show queen that she continues to pray for her estranged, former-son-in-law-to-be, Levi Johnston.

   "Honestly, Oprah," confided Alaska's one-time governor, solemnly, "I've prayed so hard regarding Levi; I just can't understand why the disloyal, disrespectful little prick is still breathing!"     

In Anchorage, Alaska, 27-year-old Cheng Saelee robbed his own mother at gunpoint because she wouldn't give him money to help pay a $430 parking ticket! The Anchorage district attorney said that Saelee was also convicted of illegally contacting his mother from jail and trying to get her to drop the charges. Saelee was arrested after he became angry during an argument with his parents, got a handgun from his room and pointed the weapon at his mother.  ***MARLAR: True to a mother’s form though, she immediately spoke up for her son saying he was the best-looking mugger she’d ever seen.

The Obama administration on Thursday proposed setting aside 200,000 square miles off Alaska and along its shorelines as "critical habitat" for polar bears.    And Glenn Beck said Obama doesn't like whites.

Sarah Palin had to travel all the way to Hong Kong to see a Chinese junk. Now she can sit on her front porch in Alaska and see an American's junk.

I'd love to take an Alaskan cruise some day.But I really need to get my Berings Strait first. 

If you've ever wanted to eat dinner with Sarah Palin, now's your chance. With bids starting at $25,000, eBay is auctioning off a dinner with the former Alaska governor.

But for just 2 joints, a six pack and some Pampers, you could bang her daughter Bristol.

Japan's first lady is so odd and unpredicable pundits think she may run for governor of Alaska.   

On ebay, a man tried to sell his Xbox 360 signed by Sarah Palin for 1.1 million dollars.

Cautious ebay buyers thought this was ironic because both the Xbox 360 and ex-Alaska governor Sarah Palin are likely to stop working after 2 and half years. 

Fairbanks, Alaska.- Department of Fish and Game has put a halt to King Salmon fishing because of the low population reported by biologists that have been counting them for the past seven years. The count is so low, they've begun naming them.