Pfizer Pharmacutical Reports Eating Buttered Popcorn increases clogging your arteries by a massive 20900% increase. Pfizer Drug company has developed injectable popcorn that satisfies the craving without the sides effects of clogging your arteries but may cause sexual dysfuncion, diarrea, heartburn, slurred speech, glaucoma, tingling in fingertips,liver disease and Dementia.

Did you hear about the new video game out there which allows players to mix, scratch, and crossfade songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the question most asked by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable?"..

Larry King celebrated his birthday on November 19.As a precautionary measure,fire retardant material was dropped on his blazing birthday cake. 

In Virginia, death row inmates get to choose between execution by electric chair or lethal injection. This limited number of choices reflects poorly on the state's creativity. How about death by fireworks, where the criminal is zapped by fireworks from Lady Gaga's bra? Or how about death by boredom, where a prisoner is forced to read the entire 2,000 page House of Representatives health care bill? (Oops, we forgot that "cruel and unusual punishment" is ruled out by the Eighth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.)

Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 

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Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011…or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted.

...there is a new social website for senior citizens.  www.seniorpeoplemeet.com , where you can join today, meet tomorrow, and forget who they are the next day.   

   America's young people seem barely able to make change; understand almost nothing about government; hardly read and, certainly, can't write.

   Yet, they talk, text and tweet incessantly.

   About what?  

   A local guy is in the process of forming a group to promote breast feeding--for adult men.

   His tentative slogan:  "Human breast milk, a super-nutritious food--and udderly delicious!"

   A defensible viewpoint, to be sure.  Though it does seem an awful lot like taking candy from a baby. 

In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.