The top news yesterday was the finding that Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad may be Jewish.

I guess this means that the anti-Christ is a Jew after all. 

The nominees for the annual" Scumbag Of The Year " are :  1) Bernie Madoff . He bilked friends and fellow Jews out of their millions , ruining many lives while never losing a night's sleep ! ......   2)  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad . He stole the Iranian Presidential Election , causing millions to protest in the streets of Tehran, resulting in hundreds of deaths and thousands of broken heads . ... 3) North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-ll . He revived his country's nuclear program and continues firing longer ranged missiles at the West, while thumbing his nose at Obama ....... 4)  Joe Jackson , father of Michael Jackson . Less than an hour after his son's death he was out on the street shamelessly hawking Jacko memorabilia, t-shirts, records, and cd's . Joe plans to charge loyal fans $25 a head to view the body during the funeral this weekend ! ....... 5)   Perez Hilton, .. This obnoxious homosexual blogger creep, single handedly destroyed Carrie Prejean's ( Miss California ) chance of becoming Miss USA and ultimately being stripped of her Miss California title .................. .... The envelope please ..... Our  " 2009 SCUMBAG OF THE YEAR AWARD  " Goes to .........." Mr Joe Jackson "......   Congratulations Joe !!  ...............................................................................( kascha & whitney )  

While protesters are still filling the streets in Iran, a new vote count shows that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was put over the top by Palm Beach County, narrowly beating out Pat Buchanan. 

Continental Airlines is apologizing for sending a 10-year-old Massachusetts girl flying alone to New Jersey instead of Ohio.  I can't believe she was sent to Newark of all places!  She would have been better off being transported to downtown Tehran wearing a "I Voted For Ahmadinejad" T-shirt.

After President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was announced as victor of Iran's election, protesters hurled stones.

Including this man, who also happened to be the winner of Iran's annual "Throw like a girl while holding a briefcase" competition.

Photo: Olivier Laban-Mattei/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

And what made this victory extra sweet is he proved he could win without Shaquille O'Neal. 

Today i learned what the difference was between  Jews and Muslims . Jews buy the elections as did  New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg .  Muslims simply steal them as Iran's President Ahmadinejad has .

Despite accusations of cheating and corruption, Iranian President Ahmadinejad praised his victorious re-election saying “it inspired hope for all nations and was the greatest election since Bush-Gore in 2000.”

I can't say for sure there were any voting irregularites but Ahmadinejad got the gay and Jewish vote.

Ahmadinejad"We will turn Israel into a pile of ashes"

Yaweh"Jou wish"

Ahmadinejad"yur not real"

Yaweh"Is real"