In Anchorage, Alaska, 27-year-old Cheng Saelee robbed his own mother at gunpoint because she wouldn't give him money to help pay a $430 parking ticket! The Anchorage district attorney said that Saelee was also convicted of illegally contacting his mother from jail and trying to get her to drop the charges. Saelee was arrested after he became angry during an argument with his parents, got a handgun from his room and pointed the weapon at his mother.  ***MARLAR: True to a mother’s form though, she immediately spoke up for her son saying he was the best-looking mugger she’d ever seen.

On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  

A Georgia woman scared off a would-be burglar around 11 p.m. Saturday night… by acting like a dog!

According to police, the woman got on the floor and began barking and scratching at the door when the suspicious man tried turning the woman’s doorknob.

When asked why his girlfriend would react to danger by behaving like a dog, the woman’s boyfriend said: “Well, if the shoe fits…” 

It sounds like a Halloween story, and we’re skeptical, but they say this one is true.  A University of Florida scientist has grown a living "brain" - a group of 25,000 rat brain neurons - in a glass dish, and they are interacting via computer with an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator. It's already "learned" how to control the pitch and roll of the jet in conditions ranging from blue skies to hurricane force winds.  ***MARLAR: Be looking for “FrankenRat” to be piloting your flight on Southwest Airlines soon.

In California, actor Nick Nolte's son has been arrested for driving under the influence of a controlled substance. After hearing this, Nolte called his son and shouted, “When I said follow in my footsteps. I meant ACTING!”

A high school in Michigan reported that one out of every 10 students who participated in STD test was found to have chlamydia....the only known place in the US where there is actually a higher risk of contracting Chlamydia is among staff members of The David Letterman Show.

brand of pistachios.

It certainly isn't the first time a young man's acting debut is putting nuts in his mouth. 

A suspected burglar was killed when four Johns Hopkins University students happened into him in the students’ garage.  One student was armed with a samurai sword and killed the suspected burglar after the burglar lunged at the student.  It is uncertain whether the students, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello and Leonardo, will be criminally charged since they seemed to be acting in self defense and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are licensed to carry Ninja swords.  

Former Mighty Morphin Power Ranger David Frank will join the UFC. He'd have become a wrestler but he's not good enough at acting.

PREFACE: The BCF is planning a roast for Tony V. and they wanted submissions for roast jokes. One guest was Bobcat Goldthwaite who is a funny comic in my eyes. I submitted a bit regarding him, but it was already rejected. But I might as well share it with my 2 fans on this site.lol

Bobcat Goldthwaite-Your acting range is amazing. You went from playing a slurring retarded guy in three Police Academys, to playing a slurring retarded guy in Destiny Turns On The Radio, and then that incredible performance opposite of Bill Murray in Scrooged, you know, the one where you played the slurring retarded guy. Gary Oldman has nothing on you.