Rush Limbaugh has pounced on Rahm Emanuel's "retarded" blunder and is using the same offensive term to bludgeon his enemies on the left.

"Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult has taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards," Limbaugh said on the show.

Betty White received a SAG award for her acting and 88-year-old breasts.

A porn film representative said the industry had no problem with mandatory condom use, but would object to requirements that films have believaable plots, good acting, and decent music.  

Tiger got into his Escalade and snook out to his Favourite Restaurant.

In the Car Park the Escalade started to Act strangley

He said to the Escalade why are you Behaving like this

It replied it seems I am getting no Action Tonight. 

Tiger replied. over the last few years you have seen alot of driving and seen alot of putting it is time for you to relax in the Clubhouse.

...he didn't develop a hitch! Now HE landed in a trap, and his partner landed on the green! 

Seems his wife Elin probably told the troopers that Tiger had been drinking earlier in the day. The headline should've read, "Elin to Troopers: Put Tiger In Your Tank!" Guess he was acting like an "Esso Bee."

between rounds at the us open tiger practiced driving into the bush and extracting himself several times. 

Alec Baldwin just announced he will quit acting in 2012.  Ok, but when's he going to start?

Alec Baldwin, citing a lack of passion, reportedly said he'd retire from acting once his contract for the hit NBC TV series "30 Rock" expires. Unless people keep paying him.

Alec Baldwin has announced that he'll quit acting in 2012.  So, what will he quit acting like?