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Frank James
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BALANCING SCALES

By: Frank James (M)
Submitted: Nov 17, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Doctor

295 Jokes  2 Videos

   Former-Catholic abortionist to Buddhist priest:  "Master, now that I've converted to Buddhism--when I die--I'll simply reincarnate, and won't have to deal with that whole hell thing."

   Priest:  "Yes, doctor, that is true.  But, how can I put it?--you're not going to believe the fucking karma!" 


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Adam Allred
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Abortion Over Easy

By: Adam Allred (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2009
Category: News  
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Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

Isn't it ironic that the same people who completely oppose abortion, wake up every morning and eat scrambled eggs? Well, I guess that's more hypocritical than ironic....  "Ya know, Jessica's going to hell for getting rid of that baby, however these half born chickens are DELICIOUS!" 


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Jerry Wolski
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Coach of the Year

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Aug 12, 2009
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
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Rick Pitino

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Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino admits he got drunk, had sex, and later paid for the abortion of a woman now accused of trying to extort $10 million dollars from him. In other words, preparing his players for the NBA.

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James O'Neil
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Billy Mays failed solgans for oxi clean

By: James O'Neil (C)
Submitted: Aug 9, 2009
Category: News  
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Billy Mays

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Oxi clean... cocaine for clothes.

Oxi coke w/ orange... for the ladies.

Oxi crack... when you can't afford the good stuff...

Peanut butter and oxi crack sandwich...

Oxi coke... fuck sham hooker... they fight back...

Oxi coke... great for your colon if you are a drug mule...

Oxi coke... cleans up the blood stains when you kill your hooker...

Oxi coke... when a abortion gets messy... dilute with  water and it'll get those blood stains out.

Oxi coke... processed and packaged by kids in the Philippines...

 


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Gary B.
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Obama meets Pope

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 11, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Pope

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Barack Obama and the Pope shared warm greetings.   After kneeling and kissing his ring,  the Pope got up and embraced Obama.

This was their first meeting.  However, the Pope has been following Obama on Twitter.

During the meeting the Pope expressed his opposition to abortion, stem cell research, and Jon & Kate's divorce.


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Alan Schwartz
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A message for abortion doctor killers

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Birth Control

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A message to any guy who kills an abortion doctor: that is so 1997. 


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Julia Gorin
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How to Make a Conservative Pro-Abortion

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Apr 7, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Islam

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UK Police Identify 200 Children as Potential Terrorists

Two hundred schoolchildren in Britain have been identified as potential terrorists by a police scheme that aims to spot youngsters who are "vulnerable" to Islamic radicalisation.

Where is Planned Parenthood when you need them? 

 

 

Then again, I think this is the plan. 


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Gary B.
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China uses abortion pill to cut gerbil population

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Mar 25, 2009
Category: Weird  
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China

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In additon to the oppression of Tibet, Richard Gere now has another reason to hate China.


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April Brucker
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Anti-abortion mock graveyard

By: April Brucker (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Birth Control

369 Jokes  9 Videos

The anti-abortion activists in my hometown used to use the lawns of their churches during the March for Life week and would make a mock graveyard for the unborn. They would go all out and make tombstones and everything. I always wanted to say, “Okay folks, appreciate the enthusiasm, but Halloween is over.”


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Michael Hayne
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Obama lifts ban on global gag rule

By: Michael Hayne (C)
Submitted: Jan 23, 2009
Category: News  
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Barack Obama

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Obama lifts the bush administartion ban on U.S. funding for international family planning groups that perform abortions or provide counseling about the procedure. Today is victory for women and the NBA. 


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