Christians are outraged that the vice president's lesbian daughter is pregnant. Said one, "Plus we're against abortion. How are we supposed to win this one?"

K-Fed is developing a reality show based on his life, post-Britney. The show’s tentative title is, "Who Used To be A Millionaire.”

People.com is reporting that Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have parted ways.

Vince Vaughn's publicist elaborated further on the break-up, stating that Vince is "doing as well as can be expected...for a guy who got to tap Jennifer Aniston."

Further reports indicate plans to add the latter remark to Vince's title for promotional purposes.

Cheney requests a REALLY secluded spot for interrogations

After the blunt announcement that the Bush administration's Iraq policy is "not working," the President tried to derail further criticism saying "wait, wait, listen to this . . ."

then he let loose with a quality multi-octave fart, which reverberated quite nicely on the flat leather chair.  James Baker had a hard time not laughing, but the other guy was simply not amused.

This month's issue of "GQ" features an interview with Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock, who are now seeking a divorce.  The split is amicable, with both parties agreeing to joint custody of the tattoo needles and genital warts.

Gwen Stefani and her hairdresser use her appearance at the Billboard Music Awards to pay tribute to tsunami victims.