The WNBA's New York Liberty won their final contest of the season, beating the Washington Mystics at Madison Square Garden 86-65.

The game marks the first time the Liberty scored more points than the number of fans in attendance.

No. 1:

Will "Ghost" now be re-classified as a documentary?

No 2:

What will Patrick Swayze be most fondly remembered for?

....he made the reacharound both acceptable and relevant in today's cinema.

Actor Burt Reynolds looks frail after checking into – and then out of – a Florida rehab facility with a painkiller addiction. The screen legend, 73, blames his addiction on the effects of back surgery.

Coincidentally, my own addiction to pain pills was the direct effect of watching Burt Reynolds in Cop and a Half.

The Eagles have released receiver and reality star Hank Baskett. It was an especially difficult decision for the team since it also meant parting ways with Kendra Wilkinson.

Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was injured while rehearsing for ABC's "Dancing With the Stars."

Apparently, he can only do the two-step after an indictment.

The Tuesday execution of an Ohio inmate has been delayed by one week after an execution team had problems finding usable veins for the lethal injection process. A flustered Romell Broom says he was hoping not to have to watch the Cincinnati Bengals play again. 

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What was the difference between Patrick Swayze & Keith Floyd? One shaked body parts, and the other baked shoddy tarts!

Patrick Swayze died today at the age of 57.

Swayze was welcomed at the pearly gates by Jennifer Greys career.

Her nose was seen making out with Michael Jacksons nose.

I just got back from New York City. Boston used to impress me until I went to NYC. Probably the same way Jennifer Aniston used to impress Brad Pitt before he went to Angelina Jolie. 

You have to admire Kanye West! He is the first black rapper to screw a young white girl then call her the next day to apologize! 

Kanye West is gonna show up to patrick swayze's funeral, take the microphone, and say " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. but michael jackson had the best death of the year."