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A Goody From Our Archive...   March 30, 2007

Tom Shillue
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ICANN board votes not to authorize .XXX domain

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

ICANN board votes not to authorize .XXX domainHow long must we wait? -Will pornography EVER make it to the internet?

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Chad Reiling
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Mail the force, dork

By: Chad Reiling (C)
Submitted: Mar 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Star Wars

34 Jokes  7 Videos

Mail the force, dorkA set of 15 stamps commemorating the "Star Wars" movies will be released in May, the Postal Service said Wednesday.

The object is to give hardcore memorabilia collectors a way to let their penpals know "Still not gettin' laid here."

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Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot

By: Gregory B Dubno (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Michael Jackson

202 Jokes  3 Videos

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

Transformers, hide your children.

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John Curtis
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Old copy of Declaration fetches big money

By: John Curtis (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

A rare 1823 copy of the Declaration of Independence sold at auction for $477,650.

It seems like a lot of money just to save an old copy of the Declaration, but it's about the same amount George Bush gets paid each year destroy it.

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Schwarzenegger Catches Fainting Girl

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 31, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

39 Jokes  3 Videos

Promptly gropes her and lets her fall.

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Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Report

By: Tim Thomson (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Anna Nicole Smith

57 Jokes  1 Videos

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy ReportAccording to a lengthy statement from Ms. Smith's coroner, the starlet died from global warming. As Al Gore predicted.

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Richard Gere Auction

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Richard Gere is offering fans the chance to have a private lunch with him in an online auction to benefit the Robert F. Kennedy Memorial, a human rights organization. Both dollars should help the organization tremendously.

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New World Record

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Russia

140 Jokes  2 Videos

New World RecordThis man was jailed in China, shot at in Russia, and chased by armed men in Mexico. Now he has a spot in the Guinness book of World Records.

What record?

Most convincing player of "Got your nose."

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Gin and Tonic

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A scofflaw who came to be known as the "gin and tonic bandit" went to the same restaurant each Wednesday, ordered two drinks and a rib-eye steak, then skipped out on his $25.96 bill.

It is not known what kind of drink he ordered.

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Sewage Disappears into a Sinkhole

By: Greg Contreras (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Election

525 Jokes  20 Videos

Sewage Disappears into a SinkholeSAND LAKE, Mich. (AP) - About 15 million gallons of partially treated sewage water disappeared from a 250,000 square-foot storage lagoon into a sinkhole in Kent County...

Coincidently, the effluent surfaced in Cook County ballot boxes where votes had frequently disappeared.

Now we know where they go, said an official.

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On the Bottom

By: Elmo Nutcase (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Why me? Why is it always me? I asked this girl if she’d go to bed with me. She said, "Sure, but I want you on the bottom and me on the top." I was overjoyed and trembling with excitement.
Later, I found out she was talking about her bunk beds.

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