Alyssa Milano has a new book entitled "Safe at Home: Confessions of a Baseball Fanatic." That's certainly better than her original title, "Touch 'Em All."

Madonna arrived in Malawi this week prepared to adopt a 4-year-old girl from the country. Thus kicking off this year's Madonna - Angelina Jolie Fantasy Draft. 

A new reality dating show will premiere on Fox featuring guys dating plus-size women.  Fox calls it "More to Love,"; BET calls it, "Regular Programming". 

TV infomercial actor Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow Guy, was arrested after a violent confrontation with a prostitute who bit his tongue after he kissed her.

He is expected to receive a disease in 6-8 weeks. 

Authorities said a sneezing fit caused 25-year-old Ramon Stephen Ayala to lose control of his vehicle at 1:00 a.m. Saturday and hit a home. Ayala was sneezing because he is allergic to Jim Beam.

I despise the corruption of the word "own." As in, "She owns that look," or "He owns his feelings." That said, if I own my life, can I deduct the self-interest from my taxes?

Octomom's financial situation is so dire that her car may be repossessed.  Fortunately, she can hide it in her uterus. 

Assemble Toyotas. 

Not since the O J chase has there been so much talk about a white bronco. 

Steve Wozniak was finally booted off 'Dancing with The Stars'.  Later in the evening, he was rebooted several times.