You know you watch too much television when you see a comerical and say...

"Oh! That's the short version of that comerical."

China’s government banned the sale of the long awaited new Guns N Roses  “Chinese Democracy” because it violated rules established by China's Ministry of Culture prohibiting the word "democracy" from use in the title of any work within mainland China. In a compromise move to appease Chinese censors, GNR frontman Axl Rose executed 4 Tibetan Monks and renamed the album “Chinese Brutally Oppressive, Totalitarian Regime” .

Apparently, the medication is called "sunlight".

A buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "make me one with everything". 

Richard Belzer reads from Barack Obama's inaugural address and George Carlin's FBI file.

John Daly shot a bogey-free 62 in the final round of the Hong Kong Open.  At least that's what they told him when he woke up at Hooters.

Now 2-10 Washington State beat now 0-11 Washington to win the Apple Cup. Because someone had to.

After laying off 10 percent of it's workforce, Weather Channel officials say the extended forecast for a weak economy may force them to eliminate one week of summer. 

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John Daly recently spoke about his past troubles, saying, "I'll get through anything people can throw at me." Especially if it happens to be a six-pack and a carton of cigarettes.