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A Goody From Our Archive...   October 29, 2007

Todd Justice
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A New Genre

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

The 'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick.

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Julia Gorin
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The Ghost of Ramadan Future

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2007
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

Halloween in Saudi Arabia, all Year 'Round







She's probably hot under those glasses.


While touring a haunted house, Laura gets a lecture on how the torture chair for infidels works.


Here's a visual test to determine whether you're a positive or negative person. Which shape do you discern better? The positive, or the negative? (Didn't the shape on the left star in "The Ring"?)




Laura finally gets into the Halloween spirit, with a costume sewn especially for her.



And this was me in my Halloween costume:



I had a great time scaring the neighbors on Halloween, saying "Have some candy, infidel chil -- Wait, where are you going?"

These photos were actually taken on the Bushes' recent trip to Riyadh, where Laura helped launch a cancer screening facility as part of a U.S.-Saudi initiative to raise breast cancer awareness in the kingdom.

Who knew breasts were legal in Saudi Arabia?! I thought they circumcised those off too.

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Gabba Gabba Hey

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Cop

1357 Jokes  15 Videos

Gabba Gabba HeyLinda Stein, a former manager of the Ramones who later became known as "the Realtor for the stars," was found beaten to death in her posh Fifth Avenue apartment, police said Thursday.

Apparently, the weapon was an "ugly stick".

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Another

By: David Serrano (M)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Analogy...


Saw IV is to scary puppet-making death traps

as

Jeff Dunham is to being behind it all

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David Serrano
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Emo Trend

By: David Serrano (M)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2007
Category: Weird  

The trend that loses more members than it gains, and remember cut across not up and down!

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Jon Lester Pitches Red Sox To World Championship

By: Kevin Fitzgerald (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Boston Red Sox

80 Jokes

I just want to chase him through Howard Beach onto the Belt Parkway.

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Questioning Mukasey

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Michael Mukasey

5 Jokes

President Bush said attorney general nominee Michael Mukasey shouldn't be expected to answer questions about interrogation techniques on which he hasn't been briefed. A little torture, though, will get him to open up.

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Meredith Daniels
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Birdie Contraception

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Oct 30, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Animal

1056 Jokes  34 Videos

Birdie ContraceptionA city official is suggesting birth control for pigeons that congregate
around the Staten Island ferry. The product called OvoControl P would be placed in rooftop bird feeders.

The pigeons seem very excited about the new contraception since they'd previously just been using the dirty condoms they found on the ferry terminal.

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Greenless Friday

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Nov 2, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Al Sharpton

32 Jokes  1 Videos

Greenless FridayA nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.

Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.

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Trading Playboys for Tickets

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Playboy

67 Jokes  2 Videos

A Colorado Rockies fan offered 25 years worth of Playboy magazines for two World Series tickets. Two tickets? We find it hard to believe that someone with that many adult magazines actually has someone he can take to the game.

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Bush tells Dems war denial is dangerous

By: Alan Schwartz (C)
Submitted: Nov 1, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

George Bush

653 Jokes  17 Videos

President Bush compared Congress' Democratic leaders Thursday to people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century.

The Democrats responded that Bush has only two years left in office, but they'll pay more attention and will make sure he doesn't become like those dictators.

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