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The funniest jokes from October back in 2006:
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The 'Saw' movie series has recently been described by some as "torture porn." These same viewers have clearly never seen a Ron Jeremy flick.
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Halloween in Saudi Arabia, all Year 'Round



She's probably hot under those glasses.

While touring a haunted house, Laura gets a lecture on how the torture chair for infidels works.

Here's a visual test to determine whether you're a positive or negative person. Which shape do you discern better? The positive, or the negative? (Didn't the shape on the left star in "The Ring"?)


Laura finally gets into the Halloween spirit, with a costume sewn especially for her.

And this was me in my Halloween costume:

I had a great time scaring the neighbors on Halloween, saying "Have some candy, infidel chil -- Wait, where are you going?"
These photos were actually taken on the Bushes' recent trip to Riyadh, where Laura helped launch a cancer screening facility as part of a U.S.-Saudi initiative to raise breast cancer awareness in the kingdom.
Who knew breasts were legal in Saudi Arabia?! I thought they circumcised those off too.
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Linda Stein, a former manager of the Ramones who later became known as "the Realtor for the stars," was found beaten to death in her posh Fifth Avenue apartment, police said Thursday.
Apparently, the weapon was an "ugly stick".
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President Bush said attorney general nominee Michael Mukasey shouldn't be expected to answer questions about interrogation techniques on which he hasn't been briefed. A little torture, though, will get him to open up.
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A city official is suggesting birth control for pigeons that congregate
around the Staten Island ferry. The product called OvoControl P would be placed in rooftop bird feeders.
The pigeons seem very excited about the new contraception since they'd previously just been using the dirty condoms they found on the ferry terminal.
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A nationally syndicated radio host is urging black Americans to refrain from spending money Friday, and his efforts are garnering support from some of the civil rights movement's heaviest hitters.
Good!, finally "whitey" can get some decent crack.
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A Colorado Rockies fan offered 25 years worth of Playboy magazines for two World Series tickets. Two tickets? We find it hard to believe that someone with that many adult magazines actually has someone he can take to the game.
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President Bush compared Congress' Democratic leaders Thursday to people who ignored the rise of Lenin and Hitler early in the last century.
The Democrats responded that Bush has only two years left in office, but they'll pay more attention and will make sure he doesn't become like those dictators.
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