NBC apologized for airing an Emmy sketch which featured a plane crash on the same day that 49 people were killed in a plane crash in Kentucky. Explained the 4^th place network, "We didn't know we still had viewers."

We all know that nothing is more enjoyable than spreading office gossip. And best of all, it doesn't even have to be true! DailyComedy "Office Gossip Mad Libs" makes inventing rumors as fun as telling everyone!

"CLOSED DOOR CONFERENCE"

Did you hear about (Male Upper Level Executive)? Apparently, he took (Female Spanish First Name), she's one of the office cleaning ladies, into the conference room late last night. He stripped down to his (Super Hero) boxers and whipped out his (Zoo Animal)-sized manhood. All of the sudden, (African-American Coworker) walked in. The cleaning lady, startled, yelled out "El (Curse Word)-O!" Our kinky executive friend said, "They're not serving (Type of Soul Food) here. Get lost!" They started fighting and eventually the cops showed.

Apparently old (Aforementioned Zoo Animal)-penis is already wanted for exposing himself to (Boy Band Member) in the middle of (Popular Restaurant). As for the cleaning lady, I heard they deported her back to (Impoverished Latin-American Nation).

But since they were using Radio Shack computers, most didn't receive notice and continued working.

Prison breaks ground on new Conjugal Visit Wing.

Plan: Hope This Year's Hurricanes Blow It Into Mississippi.

Nutritionists Cite Aerobic Benefits of Gambling with Prostitutes

America now safe from attack from Alaska.

Hurricane John has dumped heavy rain on the Mexican coast.

U.S. Emergency Aide has vowed to rush large shipments of liquid soap and dirty dishes to the country as soon as possible.