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The funniest jokes from July back in 2007:
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Q. What golf club is used to wrap against a live oak tree after one scores a 17 on a par three?
A. A tree iron. Sometimes it's a tree wood, though.
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 According to her representative, Amy Winehouse was released from a hospital Tuesday morning after being treated for an adverse reaction to medication.
Doctors said she had overdosed on fresh air.
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 A biopsy on a patch of skin removed from John McCain's temple Monday shows no evidence the Arizona senator has skin cancer.
It was determined that it was just scar tissue from a wound he received as a child from his pet terradactyl.
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 In recent speeches, McCain points out that Obama is too "out of touch" to be President of the United States. He goes on to say that America needs to stay on the same track. The old red, white and blue needs someone who is as attuned to the hearts and minds of its citizens as George W. Bush.
Inside sources report that McCain hired Tom Cruise last week as his new speechwriter, to help him in this close race, because America knows how "in touch" Tom Cruise is. Good choice McCain!
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 Jeff Hornagold loved being a UPS driver. So when the suburban Chicago man died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery and transported Hornagold's body to Saturday's funeral services in his UPS truck.
Of course he was late, damaged and no one would sign for him.
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Ed McMahon, the CEO of National Publisher's Clearinghouse, is losing his home to foreclosure. At least we know he is not an embezzler. He is just a cokehead, with a conscience.
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Statement: Recently, some brilliant White Wing Pundits, Politicians and Pooper Scoopers accused Sen. Barack Obama of having some of the characteristics of Betty Boop celebs like America's darlings Paris and Britney.
Reply: Among a host of other psychopathic and sociopathic problems, could the White Wing be having a sexual identity crisis on top of all the other junk they're suffering from lately?
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 As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him.
And I thought my girlfriend was intolerant of my snoring. Off to the florist for me.
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Beijing is reporting major improvements to its air pollution. In other words, phlegm just went from black to grey.
Singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to a London hospital Monday night.
