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The funniest jokes from May back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting May 27, 2007)
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In an interview, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich attacked President Bush.
Said Gingrich, “It took the President barely six years to completely humiliate the Republican Party. I don’t mean to brag, but when I was in power, it took me only about eight months.”
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Mischa Barton was rushed to the hospital after accidentally mixing her medication with alcohol. I once 'accidentally' mixed my Jack Daniel's with Jameson and had the same reaction.
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A 27-year-old man described as one of the world's most prolific spammers was arrested Wednesday. Authorities described him as a horny single in your area with a 12 inch penis with hundreds of Ebay success kits, free surveys with easy cash advance and credit boosting techniques. He has been placed in prison with the arduous task of reading every spam mail on his account without the benefit of a Bulk Mail folder.
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In sports, the Duke lacrosse team made it to the NCAA Championship Game, but lost to John Hopkins. I thought this was nice though, after the game as a show of sportsmanship the Duke team gave the John Hopkins players the number to a great stripper.
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 13 year-old Evan O'Dorney of Danville, California, won the 2007 Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday.
When asked what he planned to do with his $35,000 cash prize, O'Dorney said, "Probably buy some hookers. Otherwise I'm never getting laid."
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A man clad only in underwear and a T-shirt wrestled a wild leopard to the floor and pinned it for 20 minutes after the cat leapt through a window of his home and hopped into bed with his sleeping family. He then made sweet, methodical love to the feline.
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 May 28 - June 3
"An autographed 'Herbie' DVD says this never happened".
Actress Lindsay Lohan, trying to talk her way out of a DUI arrest.
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Police in Ontario are looking for a man who allegedly approached women and asked them to kick him in the groin.
He is believed to be a sexial deviant or an inventor trying to test his cup to see if it's stirty enough to sell to basbeall players.
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The computer maker planned to lay off about 8,000 employees over the next year as part of an ongoing restructuring.
...That's 8,000 less people to not help you when you call their customer service line.
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