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The funniest jokes from February back in 2007:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Feb 24, 2008)
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Sorenson Genomics has released a kit that allows people to conduct paternity tests at home by swabbing the cheeks of the child and the presumed father.
The paternity test works best on men who don't screen their calls.
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...both democratic candidates for president call themselves "Agents of change." And if either gets elected, they will raise your taxes so high, they will be known as the "Agents of spare change."
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Starbucks is now welcoming customers with a new promise, "Your drink should be perfect every time. If not, let us know and we'll make it right."
A Starbucks spokesman said the promise is part of an effort by the coffee retailer to, "torture their employees."
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 Dear Diablo Cody, I would like to thank you personally for your movie "Juno." Finally I can justify my V.I.P. lap dances at the many strip clubs across America as an investment and tax write off. I am sure I have invested in a movie or two.
Thanks Ex-ho!
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A cook book author has filed a lawsuit against Seinfeld`s wife for copying her work and against Jerry for comments made after he ate it.,,,Well it`s not slander if it taste like crap.
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 It’s been announced that a new dollar coin featuring George Washington will enter circulation this week.
The US Mint hopes the dollar coin will one day be more popular than the dollar bill, saying coins are much more durable, and way more fun to throw at strippers.
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 "My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad," premieres on NBC. Dads and children take part in challenges to win money and bragging rights.
Due to the strong nature of father and child bonding, this show is rated B and may be unsuitable for bastards.
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Miley Cyrus, star of "Hannah Montana" drank ketchup on a recent episode of the Tonight Show, but would you expect anything less from the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus?
A weirder article would be:
"Miley Cyrus reads book on Tonight Show! Audience stunned."
Do you believe in miracles?
Leno: "I do now! Maybe I can start being funny again!"
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 Nuts picked from the Amazon Rainforest helped fuel an airline flight from London to Amsterdam. It was the world’s first commercial airline fueled by nuts.
Also fueled by a bunch of nuts – the Bush Administration.
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