A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. For his new trial, Curious George will defend himself.

Michelle Obama is allegedly pregnant.

Proof that Barack Obama's "stimulus package" is already working.

To honor US Airways pilot Captain Chestley Sullenburger, airport bars named a drink after him called “The Sully”. Its 2 shots of Grey Goose with a splash of water and a twist.

Exxon Mobil reported a profit of $45.2 billion for 2008. The U.S. government responded “Maybe GM should sleep on YOUR couch for a while.”

...CNN's Larry King has announced that he will give up his talk show hosting job this April....CNN plans to go in a younger direction, and has announced that King's replacement will be Father Time. 

More than 600,000 Kentucky homes and businesses have no electricity.  And another 100,000 are without power because of the ice storm. 

Authorities say the Mafia has a big presence on the social networking site, Facebook.  It's easy to spot a mobster's profile--all the personal items say "None of your friggin business. The less you know the better." except for their hobbies, which are "Doing favors for people" and "Controlling all the trash hauling in Second Life."

A new porn website recently caused a stir because it closely resembled the Bank of America site.  A spokesperson from B of A said, "We knew something was up when we started getting some very unusual deposits."