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A Goody From Our Archive...   January 30, 2007

Craig Sharf
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Kobe Bryant requests immediate hearing with the NBA office to discuss the one-game suspension

By: Craig Sharf (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Kobe Bryant

48 Jokes

Offers to buy Manu Ginobli a diamond ring if they let him play tonight in New York


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Laurie Kilmartin
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Lonely Ruth

By: Laurie Kilmartin (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg says she doesn’t like being the only woman on the Supreme Court. “And no,” she added, “Souter doesn’t count.”


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Miss USA Tara Conner Tells People Magazine: "I'm an alcoholic."

By: Bill Lake 
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Bar

694 Jokes  20 Videos

"I knew my drinking was out of control when I was actually vomiting more often from vodka & Red Bull than from bulimia!"


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Whitney Houston Wants to Speed Up Divorce From Bob

By: Tom Shillue (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Houston

95 Jokes  1 Videos

Whitney Houston Wants to Speed Up Divorce From BobShe has asked both teams of lawyers to get together with the couple, "do a couple of lines of coke, toss back a few Red Bulls, and get cracking."

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Tyra Banks is fat

By: Jennifer Dziura (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Tyra Banks

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Tyra Banks talked to People magazine about the "fat pics" snapped of her on vacation. Banks said that she is retired from modeling and no longer needs to maintain a strict diet. Despite this explanation, she was disappointed that no one wanted to hear her sing "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going."

 


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Lenny Loves... Terror Free Gas

By: Lenny Marcus (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

LateNet

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OMAHA, Neb. (January 29, 2007) - Area drivers will soon be able to fill up with gasoline made from "terror-free oil." A gas station about to open near 129th and Q streets is named Terror Free Oil, and the idea is to offer consumers petroleum products from countries that do not sponsor terror.

You can either get the gas from the station, or from Ray Ellin who eats American baked beans 24 hours a day.


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Defense secretary: No plans for war with Iran

By: Habiba Sahznar (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iran

176 Jokes

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Friday that the United States is "not planning for a war with Iran."

"We didn't plan for the one in Iraq and we're not planning for this one." said Gates

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Farewell Barbaro

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: News  

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The much loved racehorse, Barbaro, was put to death Monday after his owners and veterinarian decided that his latest complication with injuries put him in too much pain.

Rumor has it that he will be turned into a collector's edition glue, but critics wonder if the consistency might be too runny.


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Jackson Considers Islam

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Islam

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Jermaine Jackson said on Monday he wants his brother Michael to convert to Islam.

"Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it's a great protection for him from all the things that he's been attacked with."

Adding: "America hates terrorists more than pedophiles right?"



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Comedy and Tragedy

By: kimmy williams (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Islam

254 Jokes  4 Videos

The Bi-Polar Muslim experience


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Jennifer Connelly Hates Diamonds

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jan 29, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

"Blood Diamond" star, Jennifer Connelly, has admitted she will never enjoy diamonds again after learning about the conflict concerning the diamond industry in Sierra Leone.

Don't get her wrong, she'll still wear them and accept them, she just won't enjoy them.


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