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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Feb 25, 2007)
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Chapter One - THE MIDDLE EAST
PB2A - Praise be to Allah.
FOCF - Fall-off-camel funny.
/IF - Slash-infidel funny.
LLIWHKMS - Laugh like I was honor-killing my sister.
TTYAEP - Talk to you after evening prayer.
BSHE - Back soon, hostage escaping.
MFG2G - Mortar fire, gotta go.
LYLM - Love you like a martyr.
PBUYFN - Peace be upon you for now.
CUIP - See you in paradise.
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The New York City Council has joined other local government agencies to ban the use of the N-word. An attempt to ban other words that sound like the N-word is in the works. Among the casualties; Nicaragua, knickers, Nicorette gum, renig, and comedian Kat Williams entire act. In a desperate attempt to re-ignite (a word that is also banned so enjoy this last useage) the spotlight on his flailing career, comedian Paul Rodriguez is mounting a campaign against the household cleaner Spic n Span.
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An uncle was arrested after police found a videotape that appears to show him teaching his 2- and 5-year-old nephews to smoke marijuana.
The man faces one charge of "being the coolest uncle ever."
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 British Royal, Prince Harry has been deployed to Iraq as a tank commander. It has been reported that he will be kept away from dangerous areas, assigned a round the clock SAS protection squad and have a minimal tour of duty. On his off time he has been seen in the mess hall completing Rubix Cubes by peeling the stickers off and reapplying them to the correct locations and beating other soldiers at a game he invented called "Connect Two" in which he always goes first. Prince Harry was quoted as saying "The one thing I miss about England is my favorite past time of shooting barrels full of fish"
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In a shocking story, a 420-pound woman delivered a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. In an even more shocking story, someone had sex with a 420-pound woman.
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.jpg) February 26th - March 4th
"Now all that's left on my lifetime to do list is bang an Asian chick."
- Director Martin Scorsese, accepting his long-awaited Oscar.
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