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The funniest jokes from January back in 2007:
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In the Florida Republican Primary G.O.P. front runners John McCain and Mitt Romney called each other liberals. They then got hi and made love in the tall grass.
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 A team of scientists has tracked down a genetic mutation that leads to blue eyes. The mutation occurred between 6,000 and 10,000 years ago, so before then, there were no blue eyes. I have green eyes, or in other words I'm a second generation retard.
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 Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m Lindsay Lohan. I went to rehab a few times last year, and I’ve really been trying to stay away from drinking. But I’ve kind of fallen off the wagon. I drank some champagne from a bottle at a New Year’s Eve party, and I drank Grey Goose vodka from a bottle Friday night and had some vodka cocktails at another club. And I was videotaped and seen by reporters. What should I do?
Dear Lindsay,
The quick fix is for you to start doing your drinking at home, away from judging eyes and cameras. What you lose in social surroundings, you can make up for in sheer drinking volume. It’ll pay for itself after your first blackout. As the saying goes, when a drunk passes out and no one’s around, it never happened. If you’re still not sold on drinking at home, remember this: There’s no last call at home. The floor’s the limit.
The Star Savior
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Two Bangladeshi fishermen raised controversy after they beat a rare dolphin to death. They claimed they did it in shock because they had never seen something like it before.
Using the same excuse, Clay Aiken then punched a vagina.
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BERLIN (AFP) - German holidaymakers will be able to indulge their love of naturism by taking to the skies nude on special flights being launched this year, a travel company said on Monday.
If there are any hot chicks aboard these nude flights, it won't be just the seats in an upright position.
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Britain's first outdoor playground for the elderly recently opened with dozens of older people flocking to exercise in the winter air. The equipment, set up next to an existing children's playground, includes a static cycling machine, another that mimics the workout given by skiing and others that can be used by wheelchair users. To save taxpayer money, the two playgrounds share the same diaper changing area.
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Mitt Romney was quoted as saying, "The man who wins this race won't necessarily be the person who invested the most money in this, it'll be the person who is the most respected." He then paused for 5 seconds and said, "S**t."
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A recent report says that if you sit with a computer on your lap all day, it will lower your sperm count…If you’re going to the right websites, it’ll also lower your semen count.
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Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, who described Bill Clinton as the U.S.'s "first black president" a decade ago, has announced her support for Barack Obama.
In other news, Ms. Morrison is the recipient of a successful eye transplant.
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Doctors will say anything to fat people. First of all, if you're fat, that's what the problem is. Gallbladder problems? Faaaat. Headaches? Lose some weight blimpo! Cause of that nasty gunshut wound to the neck? The obesity epidemic, obviously.
And they'll suggest anything. I had knee problems and my doctor told me a gastric bypass would help with that. It did, but buying better shoes would have helped too, and I wouldn't be shitting myself every time I eat cottage cheese.
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 Senator Ted Kennedy made a speech the other day endorsing Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
When candidate Hillary Clinton was asked how this would affect her relationship with Kennedy in the Senate she said, "We'll drive over that bridge when we come to it."
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