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The funniest jokes from September back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Sep 23, 2007)
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Michael Vick failed a drug test and the judge ordered him confined to his Virginia home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring. Michael Vick responded by saying, "Party is at my house."
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Iranian president Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University in New York.
You know who’s got to really hate this? The former president of Harvard. All he did was say women aren’t as good at math as men are, and he got fired. He recently told the media, “I make a sexist comment, and I lose my job. Columbia’s Chancellor invites a Jew-hating despot to talk on campus, and nothing happens to him. You do the math…because I can’t get it to add up. Now I know what chicks feel like.”
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 September 24 - September 30
"Everyone is focused on me making a bomb. Meanwhile, have you seen 'Good Luck Chuck'".
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, speaking before the UN in New York.
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 Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University today, and was asked about his alleged abuse of homosexuals. The Iranian President denied any involvement saying, “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals.”
Ahmadinejad went on to say, “We don’t have any homosexuals because I killed them all.”
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In its ongong efforts to salvage its reputation from charges of rampant anti-Semitism on campus and in the classroom, Columbia University has now invited Iranian President Ahmadinejad to speak today. Opening for him will be Adolf Hitler's ghost.
Well that was supposed to be a joke, Folks. But here's the update, from Columbia dean John Coatsworth:
If Hitler were willing to engage in a debate, and a discussion, to be challenged by Columbia students and faculty, we would certainly invite him.
(Of course, both Ahmadinejad and Hitler would need far less security on a college campus than would speakers like George W. Bush, Benjamin Netanyahu or Ann Coulter.)
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A man proposed to his girlfriend with a clue that's answer was "Will You Marry Me?"
The woman was elated until she read the last clue in the puzzle: 114. Six-letter word for an agreement before marriage.
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Breaking News... Britney Spears has married OJ Simpson. Commenting on the wedding, Britney thinks the stability of being married again will help influence the judges decision to prove once and for all she is serious about raising her kids in a stable environment. OJ had no comment on the wedding, but smiled and said "What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas".
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Michael Jackson's spokeswoman has denied that the pop star has married his children's nanny, though she was silent on the equally popular rumor that he married his nanny's children.
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