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The funniest jokes from July back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Jul 22, 2007)
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FRIDAY..IS THIS MEAN?
I would like to date a girl who dropped out of community college and works at Blockbuster. I would call her my "Insignificant other."
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An FBI affidavit alleges that Tamera Jo Freeman, 38, hit and cursed at her 4-year-old daughter and 2-year-old son during a Frontier Airlines flight from San Francisco to Denver last Monday.
This has inspired a new movie: Cunts On A Plane
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Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab for substance abuse treatment, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and possession of cocaine early Tuesday, authorities said. Barrel. Fish. Gun. Pull trigger.
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 Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to DUI and was sentenced to four days in jail today.
Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab after a drunken car chase
And Paris Hilton just spent a stint in jail for drunk driving, but who knows when she'll be back.
When are these young celebs going to learn? Take a lesson from David Hasselhoff and get a freaking Limo driver! You're rich you morons! Then treat yourself to a hamburger in the comfort of your own home with no police and no butch lesbians.
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UK: prison toilets rebuilt to face away from Mecca
Jail bosses are rebuilding toilets so Muslim inmates don’t have to use them while facing Mecca...Muslim lags claimed they have had to sit sideways on prison WCs. But after pressure from faith leaders the Home Office has agreed to turn the existing toilets 90 degrees at HMP Brixton in London.
Do you realize what this means? It means that Islam isn't nearly as repressive as we thought it was: Muslims are actually allowed to take a shit!
At least the men are.
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Doctors found no cancer in the five small growths removed from President Bush’s colon. The polyps were, however, packed with large amounts of bullshit, like “Mission Accomplished,” “We have to fight them over there so we don’t fight them here” and “I do solemnly swear that I will preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
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Laurie David cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for ending her 14-year marriage to 'Seinfeld' co-creator Larry David. "Irreconciliable differences" is Latin for 'banging another dude.'
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