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The funniest jokes from May back in 2007:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting May 25, 2008)
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Hillary Clinton is showing signs of mental exhaustion from her long, hard campaign. She's imagining being shot at in Bosnia, imagining Obama being shot before the Democratic Convention, imagining shooting herself repeatedly in the foot...oh, wait-- that actually happened.
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...paul mc cartney received an honorary doctorate from yale university...former wife heather mills plans to sue for half the degree, since she claims it was awarded to paul while they were still married...a lawyer for mc cartney says the suit "doesnt have a leg to stand on."
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At a UN forum in Sweden, Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki called on neighbouring countries to forgive debts and waive compensation payments for wars fought under Saddam Hussein. Iraq owes more than $60bn in total debt, with Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Capital One among its biggest creditors. Said an Iraqi official, "Saddam was a sucker for the teaser rates."
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Rangers infielder Hank Blalock is suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome. The good news is that he now carries dual roles: third baseman and guitar hero.
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Inventor and billionaire J.R Simplot has died at the age 99. His process for freeze drying potatoes led to the popularity of the French fry, a staple on the menu of virtually every fast-food restaurant. Simplot is survived by his wife, two sons, and over 183 million overweight and lethargic Americans.
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A 50-year old Florida man recently hired a naked maid to clean his house for $100 an hour. Unfortunately, she cleaned up a little too good when it was discovered that $40,000 in jewelry was missing from the home. As for how a naked woman walks away with $40,000 in jewelry, police say, "It was an inside job."
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Michelle Obama says we're a mean country. Maybe she's right; now even China is being nicer than us. Listen to this: they've just announced they're lifting the "one-child-only" policy for families who have had their child killed or disabled in the quake. Yes, if your child was flattened when his school fell on him, don't worry! Even if your offspring was only damaged, you can have a brand new one! They'll even waive the fine you owe if the dead child was an illegal second-born, although if you already paid it, you don't get it back.
You're right, Michelle. America has some serious fence-mending to do.
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A poll showed NBA fans would prefer a Lakers vs. Celtics match-up for the historical significance. Fans would also like to give Kobe Bryant a chance to cheat on his wife in a whole new market.
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Professional tennis player Ashley Harkleroad has agreed to pose nude for Playboy. Fans will finally have a visual that corresponds to that grunting sound.
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