No matter who wins the upcoming Super Bowl matchup between the Indiannapolis Colts and Chicago Bears, an African American will be the winning coach.

This leaves Klan members extremely confused as to which team to root for.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are leaving Hollywood and moving to New Orleans. According to their publicists, Pitt and Jolie believe their family will feel right at home because New Orleans is the perfect third-world state.

Among the many changes instituted by the new Democrat majority in Congress is how they refer to new Senators.  Party leaders say they will no longer use the "derogatory" term "freshman" to describe first-term Senators.

As the trial for vice-presidential adviser Scooter Libby gets under way, the defendant claims that he’s a scapegoat for the actions of Karl Rove. Rove denied the allegations, and then released the names of all the jurors.

Last week, three Democrats anounced their intention to become president: a black man with an Arab name, an Hispanic man with a white name and a white woman with her husband's name.

The DEA has issued a warning that criminals are currently manufacturing knives that shoot bullets. A brilliant notion, really. Disguising weapons as... OTHER weapons.

The criminals are next developing a plan to disguise heroin as crack-cocaine. Genius.

Angelina and Brad announce they are moving to New Orleans. They are moving there to be left alone .  The couple said they would have made the move sooner but the had to give the paparazzi time to settle back in .

Vegas is taking action on which team will arrive later to the big game.

Actress Lindsay Lohan has spoken out abut her rehab visit

" it wasn't what I expected, I felt right at home "

we the people are wondering if it was because the staff was so hospitable or if it was because her dad was her roommate

Judge tell's K-fed he has to get a job , K-mart ?

Senator John Kerry announced today that he will not attempt a campaign for president in 2008. The Massachusetts senator made a public statement that he felt his time would be better spent in the senate, working towards a resolution to the Iraq problem, and heading the new senate committee on his own impending irrelevance.