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The funniest jokes from March back in 2006:
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Joke List: Highest Rated (From Week Starting Mar 18, 2007)
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 A 7 year old in North Carolina weighs 250 pounds.
His mother over fed the boy to help keep their trailer home from flying away during tornadoes.
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 A passenger who died on a British Airways flight was moved from economy to first class.
Apparently "myself" is the answer to "Who do I have to kill to get a free upgrade on British Airways?"
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Senate Democrats are pressing their campaign to have White House political guru Karl Rove field questions before a congressional committee on the dismissal of eight federal prosecutors.
Rove, however, won’t agree to testify unless these guidelines are met:
1) He won’t testify under oath.
2) Democrats can’t ask Rove about the dismissal of the prosecutors.
3) If Charles Schumer asks any questions, he must do it in a high pitched Scottish brogue.
4) Rove won’t answer any questions until after the Vancouver Olympics.
5) There should be a water hose easily available, since Rove’s testimony will probably cause his pants go on fire.
6) Rove will only answer questions only after the last US troops leave Iraq
7) The Democrats agree to spot the Republican extra 250 electoral votes in the next election.
8) If Rove is convicted, then Scooter Libby serves his jail sentence.
9) Fox News gets exclusive rights to moderate and televise the Rove’s interview-complete with Hillary bashing “crawl” on the bottom of the screen.
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 Judith Nathan revealed that she, too, had had a previously unknown marriage before her two other marriages- and was further surprised to find out that the marriage was to none other than Mayor Giuliani himself.
"Oh, my God- that was you!?" she said.
"How would I have remembered that?" she added, "You weren't even Mayor yet, and you're hair was much different."
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grandfondler n. the person who molested the person who molested you: my grandfondler arrived in this country with nothing but the clothes on his back, and a bag of candy.
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Former astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who was invited to the opening of the Grand Canyon Skywalk, said, "When I looked down at that 4,000-foot chasm below, I was sure glad to be wearing a diaper."
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The Hualapai Indian Reservation in Arizona unveiled a new Grand Canyon skywalk that enables tourists to see 4,000 feet below to the Canyon floor.
The Hualapai tribe insists this will be a memorable experience for anyone who wants to hock a loogie and watch it fall 4,000 feet.
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